Donald Trump‘s tweets are always bad, but on Wednesday, they took on a new dimension: Corny. As. Hell.
The Cheeto-In-Chief was tweeting away when he came up with a particularly stupid and cheesy slogan for his beloved border wall.
Fortunately, thousands of tweeters are always around to tell Trump that his ideas are bad — and they didn’t hold back as they RUTHLESSLY made fun of his new slogan.
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First, ch-ch-check out Trump’s half-baked new tweets, including his clunky, mindless border wall phrase of the day (below):
BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL! This is the new theme, for two years until the Wall is finished (under construction now), of the Republican Party. Use it and pray!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 23, 2019
BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 23, 2019
That’s… that’s the best you could come up with?!
After Lyin’ Ted and Little Marco and Pocahontas, and all these other nicknames and phrases that go viral because Trump has a knack for it, THIS is the best you’ve got?!
Come on, Donnie!!!
Fortunately, Twitter was there to call him out — and come up with much better rhymes (below):
https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/1088059035709071360
I like this rhyme better : ‘MEXICO WILL PAY, YOU USED TO SAY’
— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) January 23, 2019
IMPEACH THIS GUY & LET HIM CRY!
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) January 23, 2019
HE WHO SMELT IT DEALT IT!
— Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy) January 23, 2019
LET GIULIANI TALK & TRUMP WONT WALK
— JeremyNewberger (@jeremynewberger) January 23, 2019
https://twitter.com/rwwilmington/status/1088061022718562305
IF YOU RESIGN, WE’LL ALL BE FINE
— The Bitch is Back (@BitchisBack2020) January 23, 2019
https://twitter.com/exgocm/status/1088060429014888450
IGNORE THE BOAST AND TRUMP IS TOAST.
— J Rap ???????????? (@jonrap) January 23, 2019
THERE WILL BE NO WALL AND THAT IS ALL!
— Beet for VP 2020 (@VpBeet) January 23, 2019
PUT TRUMP IN JAIL WITH NO CHANCE OF BAIL!
— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@DeanObeidallah) January 23, 2019
IMPEACH FOR TREASON, THAT'S THE REASON!
— Dennis Perkins (@DennisPerkins5) January 23, 2019
https://twitter.com/MaxKennerly/status/1088060628479156224
STOP THE WALL & DON WILL FALL!
— Michael Anthony (@blueeyes887) January 23, 2019
FORGET THE WALL, BETTER FOR ALL!
— rambieux (@DickDonovan71) January 23, 2019
Build no wall and let trump bawl! pic.twitter.com/q5CIrJh149
— the real Harry & Tommy (@HarryandTommyCS) January 23, 2019
Ha!!!
Now we’re getting somewhere!!
And this hilarious one, to cap it off (below):
DID YOU HEAR MY CUTE NEW RHYME?! pic.twitter.com/LuY1hkTzxy
— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) January 23, 2019
Love it! Too funny!!
What’d U think, Perezcious readers?! Let us know in the comments (below)!!!
[Image via WENN.]
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