The countdown is over, folks!
That’s right, Courtney Stodden has turned 18 today!
The child bride of Doug Hutchison, who burst onto the scene and lick-looped her way into our hearts and nightmares only a little over a year ago, is now just a bride!
A bride who leaves little to the imagination while posing in pumpkin patches, coughs up furballs and uses a litter box in lucite heels, and masters the art of sexually uncomfortable alliteration every day on Twitter!
And in honor of such a glorious occasion, we think it’s only appropriate to take a look back and share of our FAVORITE Courtney moments with all of you fine people (below)!
Thanks for the memories permanently burned into our brains which we can never escape!
Now excuse us, as we are ‘sensuously straddling this pillow as sweet fantasies tenderly flutter like butterflies’ in your honor!
Happy happy to you, gurl!
[Images via Courtney Stodden’s Twitter.]
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