When you’re facing a life-changing situation, you gotta do what you gotta do, apparently…
Lori Loughlin is reportedly finding that out first-hand right now, as the former Fuller House star comes to terms with the fact that she may soon be headed off to federal prison. And she’s not taking that possibility sitting down, either; if these reports are to be believed, she’s being VERY proactive in getting ready for life on the inside.
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According to an insider who spoke to Radar Online about the matter, the 55-year-old at the center of the college admissions scandal is preparing for a worst-case scenario. To that end, she has apparently hired prison experts (!) to train her on how best to survive behind bars! WTF?!
The insider said (below):
“She’s knuckling down, learning the lingo and practicing martial arts to give off the impression she’s tough and to ward off potential bullies. She knows there will be plenty of them in federal prison.”
What. The. F**k?! Who knew hiring a prison expert was even a thing?!
But it goes even further than that!
The source further revealed the one-time Hallmark Channel mainstay has been training in martial arts and mentally preparing a grueling stretch in the clink. The insider added:
“Prison is going to be sink or swim and Lori doesn’t intend to sit back and take the abuse without a fight. Besides the physical training she’s getting lots of advice from prison professors on how to earn one’s keep behind bars. It’s a sure sign she knows deep down she’s facing an inevitable stretch and will need to be prepared.”
Unreal. Whoever thought Aunt Becky would one day be physically preparing herself to beat the crap out of somebody in the slammer?! Life comes at you REALLY fast…
As you’ll recall, Loughlin and her 56-year-old husband, Mossimo Giannulli, are accused of using a $500,000 bribe to gain acceptance to the University of Southern California for their two daughters, 21-year-old Bella and 20-year-old Olivia Jade. Federal prosecutors indicted the couple along with a few dozen other high-profile parents early in 2019 after an investigation into an alleged college admissions scam involving bribery and fraud.
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If found guilty on all counts and given the toughest sentence on the record, the former Summerland star could be facing up to 45 years in federal prison. Obviously, doing that much time is probably somewhat unlikely, but the point here stands — Loughlin could wind up behind bars for quite a bit longer than now-convicted fraudster Felicity Huffman Macy, who served less than two weeks thanks to a plea deal.
What do y’all think, Perezcious readers?! Is Lori this deep in her prison prep work?? Will she show up in court all jacked and swole, ready for a beat down?? LOLz…
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