Miley Cut Her Uvula
Filed under: Miley CyrusSrsly!
Click here to watch Slutty Cyrus explain what happened.
Posted: January 11, 2009 at 12:52 am
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Miley Cut Her UvulaFiled under: Miley CyrusSrsly! Click here to watch Slutty Cyrus explain what happened. Posted: January 11, 2009 at 12:52 am
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next time dont give such deep head.
Chicken indeed.
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Oh what a shame, Miley can hardly talk.
whats the problem?
she sounds exactly like that when she sings?
whats the problem?
she sounds exactly like that when she sings
I did not even watch this because I know it is stupid and im not going to waste the 2 min of my life as some one below described it BUT I will write this snipy little comment while I wait for my Latte !!!
i hate this dumb annoying flat faced bitch.
and cut the shit miley, we all know that you got the sore throat from sucking justin's wing wang.
maybe. the nurse was just stupid. lol
Why does she insist on making a videos all the time? Fame whore.
Chicken? I hope PETA gets on her ass for this. Haha.
Re: agirldanni – are you trying to send some weird creepy message through perez.com? nobody wants to read this weird ass mormon shit, wtf please leave.
That blonde girl isn't random at all, it's Miley's older sister. And if this is
"so" annoying, then why do you all continue watching it, only to become annoyed, and take the time to write a random remark.
how did she cut her vulva?
hehe, im going to agree with everyone else and say
it was just a blowjob accident
hot, i could fap to miley cyrus all day
Replace chicken with it's other name, cock and it sounds like her ADULT BF juuuust dodged another bullet. Yeah sure, her mouth slipped on a piece of 'chicken' and sprained her vu…..er uvula. Most people would simply just say strep throat and not open themselves up as such an obvious target. Is this her ploy to be sexy now? Over step the boundary bit by bit and then feign innocence? "Oh, I posed halfway nude on several occasions, but it wasn't meant to portray a sexy image! Just family shots for daddy." Yeah right.
Re: Plankton is the fake ass posse! – Why are you so obsessed with them? You are one weird mutherfuckieeee. Do you wear a trenchcoat to school?
What is wrong with her? By utting her uvula she actually means she had some sort of brain injury.
lol I thought it said VULVA at first.
Hmm sounds like her boyfriend has his cock pierced. Yeah chicken!!
Re: Fifi Belle – Man I read that whole thing and it sucked. I can't decide which was a bigger waste of time, reading or post or watching that Miley blog.
I want to hit her friend, like really bad in the face.
Re: .perezhilton.com – Why do you care what I do? Why are you in love with me! Stalker fuck off!
To whomever said that she wouldn't sound like this from a uvula injury and it was "medically impossible" for it to affect her voice: This would not be an injury to her vocal chords but when we have swollen tonsils, a swollen tongue, throat infections and minor irritations, missing teeth - and so on, it affects they way we speak. If you have strep throat that is also not a vocal chord injury but you might sound just like she does. The uvula actually plays an important role in the articulation of speech sounds. Other parts that play a part are our tongue, lips, teeth, etc.
These two sound like most 16 year old girls, no different. A LOT of teenagers are annoying. I am a little sketchy on the slippery chicken explanation though….
the blonde girl is annoying!
YEA WHATEVER !!!!!
SHE WAS SUCKIN ON THAT PERVERTS DICK TO HARD IT CUT HER UVUUUULAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKIN SLUT
I HOPE CHU DONT GET BETTER
from a piece a chicken……sure…..that's what she wants us to think hahaha
oh and too bad she can still talk, i was hoping the cut would stop her from talking. because DAMN her voice is annoying!
was she choking on the chicken??? the 21 yr old chicken? haha
i can't believe i sat through the pain of that video. Please Perezziii, Next time, write it out for us and save my ears and brain…which is now oozing on the floor.
Maybe she cut it purging!??
just sayin.
I thought she was a vegetarian???
Forget the BJ talk. She most likely cut her uvula trying to purge. The uvula initiates a gag reflex (ie induced vomiting) if pulled. It is well known girls her age will use chopsticks or something to pull it to purge, it is violent enough to cut the uvula. So while I think she is slut, the uvula cutting is most likely from bulimia. (doesn't mean that she doesn't do bjs, but she 15, she not daring enough in bed to cut it) BULIMIA BULIMIA BULIMIA
Re: pinxxxxxx123 –
agreed completely
I hate that word, it sounds like a sexual organ or something lol. but seriously Perez, calling a 16 year old Slutty, a bit catty dontcha think?!
i would blame Prince Albert for the incident
was she high?
I think she's just an ordinary teenager.
First of all, let me preface this comment by saying that I do not care about this girl at all. I don't like her nor do I hate her, so no I am not here defending her because I'm obsessed with her. To me she is nothing more than a 16 year old girl who is behaving like a typical 16 year old girl and her behavior gets glorified because people like Perez Hilton like to make big deals out of completely minor bullshit.
That being said, most of you commenting this are just making yourselves look like idiots. Yes, food can cut your uvula. It's not exactly common, but it can happen. Usually it happens when you don't chew your food properly before swallowing it. Also, it's probably about 90% more likely that you'd cut your uvula on a piece of food than on someone's dick and you all sound like morons for suggesting that. Another thing, yes cutting your uvula (or causing any strain to your throat for that matter) can make you sound like that when you talk. The uvula actually plays a pretty big part in how we articulate our sound. Have you idiots never had strep throat or any kind of sore throat where you sound like she does in this video? Strep throat and most sore throats have absolutely nothing to do with the voice box.
For some odd reason, when it said she cut her uvula and I thought of where it was (Back of throat) I started thinking, "What could she possible put in her mouth that touched the back of her throat and cut her uvula?" And then I had some veeeeeeery dirty thoughts.
LoL its not like this will do nething for her music she still sux. Dey shud start calling her miss chokes on dick cuz who the fuck cuts that thing wit a slippery piece of chicken??
VULVA!
IS SHE HIGH DURING THESE VIDEOS? SERIOUSLY! UVULA SOUNDS NASTY…MEOOWWWWWW!!! LOL
MAYBE HER 21 YEAR OLD BOYTOY HAS A PIERCING ON HIS DING DONG AND THAT'S WHAT REALLY CUT HER "UVULA"
Her friend is more annoying than her!! The impossible is possible!! CRAZY!!
"Chicken Dressing?" means something else. Miley is dating an older underwear model! Of course Milez is giving him head. Too much head, and joo will get a gag reflex from the uvula! Too much gagging from "Chicken dressing" will cause a cut in the uvula. Miley needs to choose between a singing career and an older boyfriend!
La Coacha from www.chismetime.com
Then maybe she should shut the hell up instead of making ridiculously annoying/obnoxious videos.
Most gals sound like that after a long night of smoking pole…
aaah that sounds painful the way her voice gets high..
why does her story sound so bogus? lmao, something is up…
that's gotta hurt! OUCH! Feel better,Miley!
She sounds like a Lohan. XD
They must have been sooooo high!
It was actually her VULVA that she cut.
Let's hope she can never 'sing' again!
love her
Let me say, methinks the truth is being twisteeed! *cough*slut*cough*
OMG I HATE HER SO MUCH..
CANT WAIT FOR HER TO GET A BRITNEY OR A MARRIAH
she's so annoying
Can't be arsed watching it. That blond girl is FUGLY!!! lol why is Miley friends with her!!!
Lol you can tell she's faking it because half the time she sounded completely normal… Then when she thought about it she got all scratchy. Haha I always do that when I'm a little sick so I get out of class:D
haha i got confused i thought she was gona talk about cutting her vulva
I can't stand Miley Cyrus. She is trying too hard to be all cutsie, and sounds like she's coming down off a big, fat buzz!! BTW, she might be displaying typical teenager behavior, but we are ALL entitled to voice our opinion on her lame attempt at comedy (and anything else she does). Everyone comes to this site knowing full well what it's about. I don't understand why some people have to preach and take it so frickin seriously. Lighten the fuck up, already! Celebrities put themselves out there. Being bashed is part of the territory. And they knew that when they were trying so hard to make it big. So once they HAVE, they should accept the good with the bad. Period.
THE ONLY THING MORE ANNOYING THAN MILEY CYRUS herself is her annoying ass EXTRAS she has in her videos!!! WTF. UR WAT IN UR TEEN YEARS AND U LOOK LIKE U JUST WALKED OFF A PORNO SHOOT!! hmmm, maybe theres a sex tape hidden somewhere (hint hint)…..im sure!
p.s: THATS NOT THE ONLY ANNOYING THING ABOUT HER tho, THERES PLENTY MORE!!!!
P.s.s: i hope the extra got PAID for her appearance!!!
Re: aligee –
The uvula plays a key role in the articulation of the sound of the human voice to form the sounds of speech
"wikipedia please"
Her laugh is horrible but when she's like this laughing should be forbidden for her.
"tasted like chicken"
What a load of old shit
did miley retire that other dumb btch mandy for an even more shtty girl? lol FUNNIE
She is an idiot.
Arrrggghhh this fucking girl n her stupid ass friend r so annoying…
Perez, you are so transparent. You WISH you could be there, right between them, laughing like the little girl that you think you are.
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Hawt Granny says – reply to this
157I can't stand Miley Cyrus. She is trying too hard to be all cutsie, and sounds like she's coming down off a big, fat buzz!! BTW, she might be displaying typical teenager behavior, but we are ALL entitled to voice our opinion on her lame attempt at comedy (and anything else she does). Everyone comes to this site knowing full well what it's about. I don't understand why some people have to preach and take it so frickin seriously. Lighten the fuck up, already! Celebrities put themselves out there. Being bashed is part of the territory. And they knew that when they were trying so hard to make it big. So once they HAVE, they should accept the good with the bad. Period.
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Hey, you old hag, she is a teenage girl, and her demographic is other teenage girls, not lame old ladies. You wouldn't even know anything about her if not for this fuck-up Perez constantly stalking her because he's sofa king jealous that he is not her. Stupid much.
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Re: && I got a thing for you! – Ok - kinda agreed because I too did some stupid shitty things when I was in my teens… however, I didn't have millions of CHILDREN (ages 4-10… NOT teens) looking up to me as a role-model.
Just saying.
Suuuuure, a piece of chicken. She cut it while deepthroating her BFs pierced member.
Attention seeking slutty whore - I didnt even watch it all …… but i figured shes not worth the time
She's a total ididot. Will she ever go away?
Um and why should we care what happened to her fucking uvula?
cut it on a piece of chicken?? WTF??
Guys don't listen to miley I know how she got it cut, she had a BJ with Justin Gaston hahahaahaah, bitch thats a stupid excuse!
Ha! She choked on a chicken….
thank god that means that she won't be singing any of her annoying songs for awhile
Maybe this should be a lesson to us all- if you're bloke gets a Prince Albert - Just say no!
That little thing that hangs down the middle of her throat is called an epiglottis!!!!!! Not an uvula!!!!!!
didn't watch it, don't really care to know what goes on in that girls mouth. honestly. i don't understand why anyone would actually…
watch?v=bu0ULxEbPW4
I bet she is just covering up the real story. I wonder what STD she has…
Hmmm she sounded almost normal to me, except for some minor pitching in her voice. But she usually has that weird, hoarse voice like all the time. I don't get it, how can a female teenager could sound like that all the time. Anyway, the thing is, can someone cut their uvula by eating chicken with too much dressing? Are you kidding me? I think she was doing some weird shit (not necessarily sucking dick) that she can't reveal for obvious reasons.
Yes Gods Way of telling her to stop singing
That laugh is scaaaaary.
Re: maxie pad – I was thinking the same thing but I couldn't remember what that piercing was called! Love it!
And when I thought her voice couldn't get anymore more annoying
miley sounds like a chain smoker
mandy needs to finds friends her own age
Eating the chicken bone! how classy.
I know Billy Ray doesn't consider blow jobs as real sex, but his slutty little daughter has been sucking c*ck so much that now she has strep throat.
Sure, on a piece of chicken… Maybe on Justin's sausage? Honey, you went down on him a little too hard that time. Dumb bitch!
Does Justin have a piercing?
More than likely she bruised it by sucking too much cock.
OMG could this flipping pan face kid be any more obnoxious!!
Im not even gonna watch this…shes a dumbass…what did she do swallow a knife?
AHHHHHH!!!! I HATE THIS GIRL! Why did I watch this?!? She is the MOST ANNOYING person in the world!!! Please never post any more videos of her Perez!!!
my best friend actually did that with a fish bone. I was hella painful and she cldn't eat properly for a few weeks…it's not fun
Riiiiiiiiiight!!!
she cut her uvula on a 'piece of chick' *roll eyes*
is that was she calls her 20-year-old-BF? a 'piece of chicken'….
deep throat… deep throat… deep throat
we all know that she's not that innocent
Re: Not my gumdrop buttons! –
Couldnt say it better…..
Re: SwankySexii – it's her half-sister brandi, she does the guitar for mileys band on hannah montana.
She has to be the most annoying person on this planet.
So What's the Big Deal Here? She is 16 and she acts 16. What? Now that's a SIN?