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296 comments to “Miley Cut Her Uvula”

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  1. 101

    next time dont give such deep head.

    Chicken indeed.



  2. 102

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  3. 103

    Oh what a shame, Miley can hardly talk.



  4. 104

    whats the problem?
    she sounds exactly like that when she sings? :)



  5. 105

    whats the problem?
    she sounds exactly like that when she sings :)



  6. 106

    I did not even watch this because I know it is stupid and im not going to waste the 2 min of my life as some one below described it BUT I will write this snipy little comment while I wait for my Latte !!!



  7. 107

    i hate this dumb annoying flat faced bitch.
    and cut the shit miley, we all know that you got the sore throat from sucking justin's wing wang.



  8. 108

    maybe. the nurse was just stupid. lol



  9. 109

    Why does she insist on making a videos all the time? Fame whore.
    Chicken? I hope PETA gets on her ass for this. Haha.



  10. 110

    Re: agirldanniare you trying to send some weird creepy message through perez.com? nobody wants to read this weird ass mormon shit, wtf please leave.



  11. 111

    That blonde girl isn't random at all, it's Miley's older sister. And if this is
    "so" annoying, then why do you all continue watching it, only to become annoyed, and take the time to write a random remark.



  12. 112

    how did she cut her vulva?



  13. 113

    hehe, im going to agree with everyone else and say
    it was just a blowjob accident :)



  14. 114

    hot, i could fap to miley cyrus all day



  15. 115

    Replace chicken with it's other name, cock and it sounds like her ADULT BF juuuust dodged another bullet. Yeah sure, her mouth slipped on a piece of 'chicken' and sprained her vu…..er uvula. Most people would simply just say strep throat and not open themselves up as such an obvious target. Is this her ploy to be sexy now? Over step the boundary bit by bit and then feign innocence? "Oh, I posed halfway nude on several occasions, but it wasn't meant to portray a sexy image! Just family shots for daddy." Yeah right.



  16. 116

    Re: Plankton is the fake ass posse! – Why are you so obsessed with them? You are one weird mutherfuckieeee. Do you wear a trenchcoat to school?



  17. 117

    What is wrong with her? By utting her uvula she actually means she had some sort of brain injury.



  18. 118

    lol I thought it said VULVA at first.

    Hmm sounds like her boyfriend has his cock pierced. Yeah chicken!!



  19. 119

    Re: Fifi Belle – Man I read that whole thing and it sucked. I can't decide which was a bigger waste of time, reading or post or watching that Miley blog.

    I want to hit her friend, like really bad in the face.



  20. 120

    Re: .perezhilton.com – Why do you care what I do? Why are you in love with me! Stalker fuck off!



  21. 121

    To whomever said that she wouldn't sound like this from a uvula injury and it was "medically impossible" for it to affect her voice: This would not be an injury to her vocal chords but when we have swollen tonsils, a swollen tongue, throat infections and minor irritations, missing teeth - and so on, it affects they way we speak. If you have strep throat that is also not a vocal chord injury but you might sound just like she does. The uvula actually plays an important role in the articulation of speech sounds. Other parts that play a part are our tongue, lips, teeth, etc.

    These two sound like most 16 year old girls, no different. A LOT of teenagers are annoying. I am a little sketchy on the slippery chicken explanation though….



  22. 122

    the blonde girl is annoying!



  23. 123

    YEA WHATEVER !!!!!
    SHE WAS SUCKIN ON THAT PERVERTS DICK TO HARD IT CUT HER UVUUUULAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!
    FUCKIN SLUT
    I HOPE CHU DONT GET BETTER



  24. 124

    from a piece a chicken……sure…..that's what she wants us to think hahaha

    oh and too bad she can still talk, i was hoping the cut would stop her from talking. because DAMN her voice is annoying!



  25. 125

    was she choking on the chicken??? the 21 yr old chicken? haha :) i can't believe i sat through the pain of that video. Please Perezziii, Next time, write it out for us and save my ears and brain…which is now oozing on the floor.



  26. 126

    Maybe she cut it purging!??

    just sayin.



  27. 127

    I thought she was a vegetarian???



  28. 128

    Forget the BJ talk. She most likely cut her uvula trying to purge. The uvula initiates a gag reflex (ie induced vomiting) if pulled. It is well known girls her age will use chopsticks or something to pull it to purge, it is violent enough to cut the uvula. So while I think she is slut, the uvula cutting is most likely from bulimia. (doesn't mean that she doesn't do bjs, but she 15, she not daring enough in bed to cut it) BULIMIA BULIMIA BULIMIA



  29. 129

    Re: pinxxxxxx123
    agreed completely



  30. 130

    I hate that word, it sounds like a sexual organ or something lol. but seriously Perez, calling a 16 year old Slutty, a bit catty dontcha think?!



  31. 131

    i would blame Prince Albert for the incident



  32. 132

    was she high?



  33. 133

    I think she's just an ordinary teenager.



  34. 134

    First of all, let me preface this comment by saying that I do not care about this girl at all. I don't like her nor do I hate her, so no I am not here defending her because I'm obsessed with her. To me she is nothing more than a 16 year old girl who is behaving like a typical 16 year old girl and her behavior gets glorified because people like Perez Hilton like to make big deals out of completely minor bullshit.

    That being said, most of you commenting this are just making yourselves look like idiots. Yes, food can cut your uvula. It's not exactly common, but it can happen. Usually it happens when you don't chew your food properly before swallowing it. Also, it's probably about 90% more likely that you'd cut your uvula on a piece of food than on someone's dick and you all sound like morons for suggesting that. Another thing, yes cutting your uvula (or causing any strain to your throat for that matter) can make you sound like that when you talk. The uvula actually plays a pretty big part in how we articulate our sound. Have you idiots never had strep throat or any kind of sore throat where you sound like she does in this video? Strep throat and most sore throats have absolutely nothing to do with the voice box.



  35. 135

    For some odd reason, when it said she cut her uvula and I thought of where it was (Back of throat) I started thinking, "What could she possible put in her mouth that touched the back of her throat and cut her uvula?" And then I had some veeeeeeery dirty thoughts.



  36. 136

    LoL its not like this will do nething for her music she still sux. Dey shud start calling her miss chokes on dick cuz who the fuck cuts that thing wit a slippery piece of chicken??



  37. 137

    VULVA!

  38. lolli says – reply to this


    138

    IS SHE HIGH DURING THESE VIDEOS? SERIOUSLY! UVULA SOUNDS NASTY…MEOOWWWWWW!!! LOL

    MAYBE HER 21 YEAR OLD BOYTOY HAS A PIERCING ON HIS DING DONG AND THAT'S WHAT REALLY CUT HER "UVULA"



  39. 139

    Her friend is more annoying than her!! The impossible is possible!! CRAZY!!



  40. 140

    "Chicken Dressing?" means something else. Miley is dating an older underwear model! Of course Milez is giving him head. Too much head, and joo will get a gag reflex from the uvula! Too much gagging from "Chicken dressing" will cause a cut in the uvula. Miley needs to choose between a singing career and an older boyfriend!

    La Coacha from www.chismetime.com



  41. 141

    Then maybe she should shut the hell up instead of making ridiculously annoying/obnoxious videos.



  42. 142

    Most gals sound like that after a long night of smoking pole…



  43. 143

    aaah that sounds painful the way her voice gets high..



  44. 144

    why does her story sound so bogus? lmao, something is up…



  45. 145

    that's gotta hurt! OUCH! Feel better,Miley! :D

  46. Rose says – reply to this


    146

    She sounds like a Lohan. XD



  47. 147

    They must have been sooooo high!



  48. 148

    It was actually her VULVA that she cut.



  49. 149

    Let's hope she can never 'sing' again!



  50. 150

    love her



  51. 151

    Let me say, methinks the truth is being twisteeed! *cough*slut*cough*



  52. 152

    OMG I HATE HER SO MUCH..
    CANT WAIT FOR HER TO GET A BRITNEY OR A MARRIAH :)



  53. 153

    she's so annoying



  54. 154

    Can't be arsed watching it. That blond girl is FUGLY!!! lol why is Miley friends with her!!!



  55. 155

    Lol you can tell she's faking it because half the time she sounded completely normal… Then when she thought about it she got all scratchy. Haha I always do that when I'm a little sick so I get out of class:D



  56. 156

    haha i got confused i thought she was gona talk about cutting her vulva



  57. 157

    I can't stand Miley Cyrus. She is trying too hard to be all cutsie, and sounds like she's coming down off a big, fat buzz!! BTW, she might be displaying typical teenager behavior, but we are ALL entitled to voice our opinion on her lame attempt at comedy (and anything else she does). Everyone comes to this site knowing full well what it's about. I don't understand why some people have to preach and take it so frickin seriously. Lighten the fuck up, already! Celebrities put themselves out there. Being bashed is part of the territory. And they knew that when they were trying so hard to make it big. So once they HAVE, they should accept the good with the bad. Period.



  58. 158

    THE ONLY THING MORE ANNOYING THAN MILEY CYRUS herself is her annoying ass EXTRAS she has in her videos!!! WTF. UR WAT IN UR TEEN YEARS AND U LOOK LIKE U JUST WALKED OFF A PORNO SHOOT!! hmmm, maybe theres a sex tape hidden somewhere (hint hint)…..im sure!

    p.s: THATS NOT THE ONLY ANNOYING THING ABOUT HER tho, THERES PLENTY MORE!!!!

    P.s.s: i hope the extra got PAID for her appearance!!!



  59. 159

    Re: aligee

    The uvula plays a key role in the articulation of the sound of the human voice to form the sounds of speech

    "wikipedia please"



  60. 160

    Her laugh is horrible but when she's like this laughing should be forbidden for her.



  61. 161

    "tasted like chicken"



  62. 162

    What a load of old shit



  63. 163

    did miley retire that other dumb btch mandy for an even more shtty girl? lol FUNNIE



  64. 164

    She is an idiot.



  65. 165

    Arrrggghhh this fucking girl n her stupid ass friend r so annoying…



  66. 166

    Perez, you are so transparent. You WISH you could be there, right between them, laughing like the little girl that you think you are.
    —————————————————-



  67. 167

    Hawt Granny says – reply to this

    157I can't stand Miley Cyrus. She is trying too hard to be all cutsie, and sounds like she's coming down off a big, fat buzz!! BTW, she might be displaying typical teenager behavior, but we are ALL entitled to voice our opinion on her lame attempt at comedy (and anything else she does). Everyone comes to this site knowing full well what it's about. I don't understand why some people have to preach and take it so frickin seriously. Lighten the fuck up, already! Celebrities put themselves out there. Being bashed is part of the territory. And they knew that when they were trying so hard to make it big. So once they HAVE, they should accept the good with the bad. Period.
    —————————————————–
    Hey, you old hag, she is a teenage girl, and her demographic is other teenage girls, not lame old ladies. You wouldn't even know anything about her if not for this fuck-up Perez constantly stalking her because he's sofa king jealous that he is not her. Stupid much.
    —————————————————–



  68. 168

    Re: && I got a thing for you! – Ok - kinda agreed because I too did some stupid shitty things when I was in my teens… however, I didn't have millions of CHILDREN (ages 4-10… NOT teens) looking up to me as a role-model.
    Just saying.



  69. 169

    Suuuuure, a piece of chicken. She cut it while deepthroating her BFs pierced member.



  70. 170

    Attention seeking slutty whore - I didnt even watch it all …… but i figured shes not worth the time



  71. 171

    She's a total ididot. Will she ever go away?



  72. 172

    Um and why should we care what happened to her fucking uvula?



  73. 173

    cut it on a piece of chicken?? WTF??
    Guys don't listen to miley I know how she got it cut, she had a BJ with Justin Gaston hahahaahaah, bitch thats a stupid excuse!

  74. c dub says – reply to this


    174

    Ha! She choked on a chicken….



  75. 175

    thank god that means that she won't be singing any of her annoying songs for awhile



  76. 176

    Maybe this should be a lesson to us all- if you're bloke gets a Prince Albert - Just say no!



  77. 177

    That little thing that hangs down the middle of her throat is called an epiglottis!!!!!! Not an uvula!!!!!!



  78. 178

    didn't watch it, don't really care to know what goes on in that girls mouth. honestly. i don't understand why anyone would actually…



  79. 179

    watch?v=bu0ULxEbPW4



  80. 180

    I bet she is just covering up the real story. I wonder what STD she has…



  81. 181

    Hmmm she sounded almost normal to me, except for some minor pitching in her voice. But she usually has that weird, hoarse voice like all the time. I don't get it, how can a female teenager could sound like that all the time. Anyway, the thing is, can someone cut their uvula by eating chicken with too much dressing? Are you kidding me? I think she was doing some weird shit (not necessarily sucking dick) that she can't reveal for obvious reasons.



  82. 182

    Yes Gods Way of telling her to stop singing



  83. 183

    That laugh is scaaaaary.



  84. 184

    Re: maxie pad – I was thinking the same thing but I couldn't remember what that piercing was called! Love it!



  85. 185

    And when I thought her voice couldn't get anymore more annoying



  86. 186

    miley sounds like a chain smoker
    mandy needs to finds friends her own age



  87. 187

    Eating the chicken bone! how classy.



  88. 188

    I know Billy Ray doesn't consider blow jobs as real sex, but his slutty little daughter has been sucking c*ck so much that now she has strep throat.

  89. AMO says – reply to this


    189

    Sure, on a piece of chicken… Maybe on Justin's sausage? Honey, you went down on him a little too hard that time. Dumb bitch!

  90. MissT says – reply to this


    190

    Does Justin have a piercing?



  91. 191

    More than likely she bruised it by sucking too much cock.



  92. 192

    OMG could this flipping pan face kid be any more obnoxious!!



  93. 193

    Im not even gonna watch this…shes a dumbass…what did she do swallow a knife?



  94. 194

    AHHHHHH!!!! I HATE THIS GIRL! Why did I watch this?!? She is the MOST ANNOYING person in the world!!! Please never post any more videos of her Perez!!!



  95. 195

    my best friend actually did that with a fish bone. I was hella painful and she cldn't eat properly for a few weeks…it's not fun :(



  96. 196

    Riiiiiiiiiight!!!
    she cut her uvula on a 'piece of chick' *roll eyes*
    is that was she calls her 20-year-old-BF? a 'piece of chicken'….

    deep throat… deep throat… deep throat

    we all know that she's not that innocent



  97. 197

    Re: Not my gumdrop buttons!
    Couldnt say it better…..



  98. 198

    Re: SwankySexii – it's her half-sister brandi, she does the guitar for mileys band on hannah montana.



  99. 199

    She has to be the most annoying person on this planet.



  100. 200

    So What's the Big Deal Here? She is 16 and she acts 16. What? Now that's a SIN?

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