Aubrey O'Day wants you, saMAN Ronson! Bad!

Enough that she is blurting it out publicly, risking pissing off your insanely unstable GF, Lindsay Lohan. If that's not love, we don't know what is!

The former Danity Kane star told Curve Magazine that she has a huge crush on the DJ and she feels she and saMAN would be "perfect together."

She explains: "Every time I see her (Ronson) I want to go over and talk to her, but it's like she's going to be like, 'You're that girl that tried to say you're gay everywhere,' and I'm like, 'No, I promise — get to know me. We'd be perfect together.'"

Skanky O'Day continues to say that she knows their relationship wouldn't be as hyped as saMAN and Lezlo, but maybe that is a good thing: "Lindsay and that relationship made it such a joke. It was just, like, on every cover, on every tabloid. Their relationship has been her job for the past year… You just can't live up to that entire Disneyland circus that went on in your relationship."

Actually, we see a lot of tabloid covers coming out of this mayhem!

Lindsay stalking you guys at clubs. Showing up at your house throwing crazy fits.

We want to see this happen just to see how far LiLo will lose her mind!!!

Besides saMAN, maybe it's time you graduate to a real woman, Auberella? Why travel the plains when you could climb mountains?!

[Image via WENN.]

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Never passing up an opportunity to whore herself out to the press, Aubrey O'Day has let it be known that she thinks Heidi Montag's Playboy pictorial was not risque enough!

Compared to her own, of course.

O'Day says Heidi's a "beautiful girl" but Skanky's Playboy pics expressed her "nature as a woman" far better than Heidi's!

Sure, Montag didn't bare all, but we'd much rather see sideboob from Heidi than your tittays, sweetie!

And, of course, Aubrey offered up some "advice" for The Hills star, if she decides to pose for the men's mag again!

"I'd say … to just take that risk, really do something kind of … maybe do something she's a little scared to do, so she overcomes a fear and feels really proud," preached the former Danity Kane member.

She continued rambling: "You know, you can take a million pretty pictures, every celebrity girl has taken a million pretty pictures, but it's like: Which pictures are really going to stand out and be iconic, and which pictures are just pretty pictures that are here today, gone tomorrow?"

Because Aubrey's Playboy spread was so iconic!

Tits are tits!

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Of all the places to get a friggin tattoo, Aubrey O'Day picks the lamest new "it" spot. More like shit spot! Just because Lily Allen and Lindsay Lohan got one there, that doesn't mean you're going to reach their level of C-list fame too!

Aubrey posted these pics on her Twitter, showcasing her new tat: the French phrase "Je ne sais quoi" on the inside of her middle finger.

In English, the phrase means "I know not what." Truly, no more befitting words were ever permanently attached to any person.

It should be fun when she gives people the bird.

What do U think of the tat?

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Come out with it already!!!!!

According to the Las Vegas Review Journal, Skanky O' Day is in Vegas this week to announce she's joining topless revue Peep Show when Shoshonna Bean or Holly Madison leave.

Duh!

Audbrey even tweeted "finally finished packing! 2 big suit cases for me, 1 carry on for ging. we are leaving to vegas to officially start filming my show! AHHH!"

There aren't that many shows that would let her perform, so we think we've narrowed it down!

Told ya!!!!!

Check out the uncensored boobie image….after the jump.

[Image via WENN.]

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New job, old tricks!!!!

As we first reported months ago, Audrey O' Day is in talks to step into the role of Peep Diva in Las Vegas topless revue Peep Show.

It was denied at the time that the Playmate would take over the role once inhabited by Mel B.

Those are some buff shoes to fill!!!!

"Aubrey's people have pitched and the production team is definitely interested," said an insider.

Skanky would not comment, but supposedly she's vying for magazine covers in Vegas to promote the new gig!

Whoring yourself out before the deal is announced?!

Typical!!!!

[Image via Complex Magazine.]

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Wednesday afternoon, Aubrey O'Day, fired Danity Kane singer, was slated to shoot photos with TV Guide. As she made her way to the building through a nearby alleyway, someone came from behind her and stole all the belongings she was holding, including an expensive dress by designer Zac Posen.

Or so she claims.

With her crap stolen, she was forced to wear something that was off the rack at the TV Guide studio.

Oh, the horror!

Speaking of horror, have you never seen a scary movie Aubrey? Bad shiz always goes down when the dumb blonde goes down an alleyway!

But on a lighter note, her pooch Ginger was thankfully safe as she was being carried by Aubrey's makeup guy.

[Image via WENN.]

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Sometimes we are reminded how ridiculously selfish some celebrities can be!

As we've posted, many celebrities are offering their support to the No H8, campaign and we've recently come to learn that Aubrey O'Day is one such celebrity. But, sources tell PerezHilton.com exclusively that Aubrey was anything but gracious or humble during the photo shoot.

In fact, she was a downright diva bitch!

The non-profit organization tries to accommodate its celebrity supporters to the best of their ability, but apparently that wasn't good enough for Aubrey. Sources reveal that she demanded that she bring her own hair and make-up team as "she wouldn't use the team provided" and that they be paid for! She also insisted on a car service to pick her up, claiming she had knee surgery and was unable to drive. An insider says that when she arrived "everyone was surprised she was able to walk and jump and what not in tiny ass boots."

Shady, shady Aubrey.

But it doesn't stop there!

The kicker was that though the car service was meant to just shuttle Aubrey to and from the shoot, she demanded that it stop off at a restaurant for her and her "glam squad" to eat and asked the driver to watch her dog while inside!

A source claims: "She told the driver she would take care of him but at the end of the night, she stiffed him!"

How incredibly disrespectful and conceited! Who does she think she is?

She's a D-lister at best!!!

Unbelievable.

Update: Aubrey’s rep states, ”Aubrey is a big supporter of the gay community. She has always been a huge supporter of overturning Prop 8, way before this campaign and will be long after it is over. On that note, her behavior at the NOH8 photo shoot was nothing short of professional from start to finish.”

[Image via Adam Bouska]

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This is perfect for her!

Fired Danity Kane slut, Skanky O'Day is taking people's perceptions of her being a big hobag and running with it!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Aubrey will be the latest bisexual bachelorette to headline MTV's reality show dating competition A Shot At Love.

"She's in final negotiations," an insider tells us. "Aubrey will be singing the theme song and hopes this opportunity will help her launch a solo recording career."

Yeah, good luck with that!

Update: O'Day tells PerezHilton.com exclusively that she has just passed on starring in A Shot At Love.

"I felt that wasn't the right fit for me," she tells us. "And with my new show (that I'm co exec producing) I get to tell the truth, which is always more fun!"

Aubrey has teamed up with 25/7 Productions, which make and are also working on Janet Jackson's new reality TV show.

"The truth" isn't as fun as skankiness! Unless your truth is skankiness!

[Image via WENN/Fayes Vision.]

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Us Weekly hives former Danity Kane hoochie Aubrey O'Day a makeoverunder in their new issue.

And she looks soooooooo much better, don't ya think????

Lose the porn star makeup and keep this up, Skanky!

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