Okay, we're going to try and lay this out for you as clearly - and calmly - as possible.
FOR SO LONG AS WE CAN HOLD IT EFFING TOGETHER, ANYWAY!
Aw, screw it! We are TOTALLY BUGGING THE EFF OUT, you guys!
Broken up engagements aside, we have long said that 2013 will most certainly be the year of the Brit Brit!
Between her new Las Vegas residency and upcoming album, it's no secret that gurlfriend is planning to follow-up the Femme Fatale tour and X Factor gig with A VENGEANCE, and according to recent reports, her longtime bestie and collaborater will.i.am is already hard at work producing tracks for her latest musical effort!
But that is NOT ALL, folks! In fact, it appears the Black Eyed Peas frontman is not yet finished perfecting the glory that is Scream & Shout…and has enlisted the help of some SERIOUS talent to not only lay down some beats for its REMIX, but appear in ANOTHER, brand new music video!
YEAH. We're talking
Sure, let us check to see if we have change for a… wait, HUH?!
Yup, T.I. is auctioning himself off to the highest bidder and the starting price is $75 million!!
As cute as he would surely look vacuuming our yoga mats in a French maid's outfit, we might have to pass.
The Hotlanta native isn't looking to do housework for that kind of cheddar, though — he's negotiating the terms of a new three-album record contract with anyone who will front him the cash!
From what we hear, the rapper already has more suitors than a Disney princess!
Dr. Dre's wined and dined T.I. at Katana recently, hoping to sign him on Interscope, while Jay-Z is maneuvering to land him on RocNation!
Wowzers!! He's like the most popular kid at school!
He sure has come a long way since his drug arrest and bigoted comments!
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Oooo we love this twisted twerk on Alicia Keys' newest single New Day; it's supa supa fresh!
50 Cent lends some slick rhymes and remastered beats to the super catchy track, and — oh HEY Dr. Dre! We didn't see you there performing all kinds of surgeries on this sunny new rendition of New Day!
Begin your bright New Day (above)!
We are SO digging this genius musical trifecta.
Please 50, may we have… some… more?!
Shower that information all over your eager fans, Em!
Eminem has been a busy candy-coated chocolate, furiously working on new beats and sounds for his eighth studio album!!
Hooray! Hurrah! Huzzah!
BUT will Dr. Dre lend his voice to Marshall Mather's new musical construct?
The Real Slim Shady recently expressed:
The organizers of Coachella don't waste any time getting us excited for next year, do they?
Dates of both weekends and ticket prices for 2013 have already been announced!
Next year, the event will go down the weekend of
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Tupac isn't the only long gone musical icon that is miraculously performing again. We just heard that Freddie Mercury is coming back
from the grave to the stage too!
Unlike Tupac's recent Coachella collaboration with Snoop Dogg, the legendary frontman of Queen will NOT be seen as a hologram, but rather "an optical illusion."
Hologram Tupac has definitely sparked a trend, because now it seems EVERY late star is going to
be raised from the dead undergo a hologram transformation!
This is all starting to get a bit CRAY!
Though HoloPac will not be joining Dr. Dre on tour, there have recently been talks of Michael Jackson and TLC’s Left Eye getting hologrammed…and now, Elvis wants in on the fun!