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Brace yourself for another Twitter rant!

Courtney Love still isn't letting up in her fight with Lily Allen and let loose again in her latest slew of Tweets, even accusing Lily of abusing drugs! Shocker!

Court Tweets:

"yes but isnt @lilyroseallen contsnatly slandering herself saying shes fat and ugly? shes in the wrong business then, she shouldve used mom."

"she shouldve gotten into film, this well groomed addicted to perfection person Chanel needing affirmation is what broken glassslippermeans!"

"can someone please send me the lyrics to the "Fear" i thought they were very honest to the psychological situation of our subject matter"

"shes not ugly and shes not fat( well she has a propensity towards corpulence but who outside of models doesnt?) but the lyrics say it all."

"i cant believe someone who did massive amounts of cocaine at my house and was thrown out blamed me for her drugs, said i gave her shrooms.."

"publically she said i gave her hallucinogens , when she did about a kilo with my daughter asleep upstairs, and had to be phsycially removed"

"has the BALLS to tell me a year later when i confront her that after my daghter was traumatised when she came in her room asking for BEER.."

"told me shed been giving mushrooms by her posse and it had simply been convenient to blame me, thanks for the Loch and co hat advise but.."

"lying that i gave her a drug ive never even taken and i specifically said not to take coke in my house, if Kate Moss can abide?why not lily?"

"im sorry i posted a fat picture of her, and im sorry that she does accessories for Chanel wich has 0 to do w "locking" it a ignorant pr told"

"me that., didnt believe it when i heard it but already gone on twitter asking her to share this imaginary Chanel "lock" it was a COMPLIMENT"

"anyone who has the power to get @KarlLagerfeld to give them a lock and not even for the Oscars, the BRITS? DOUBTFUL! and she got so snarky"

"everytime she walked by me absouloutly innaproriatly frocked at the nme awards1 wouldnt be faulted for thinking she was at a premiere"

"she was in some sort of overdone starlet gown thing when everyone was in high kook. or stained hoodies drunk. and she hissed like a cat."

"but i know why she hissed , she hissed like a cat cos i have a real and true band im popular, ( except perhaps w @grahamcoxon) shes not etc"

"sort of like an oversteroid very nasty girl version of me when i was 30 in an elevator w Gwyneth vibing her w my jealousy, i know it when it"

"happens, so heres the last word, i have ALL the dirt on @lilyroseallen, the fact that she was so ANGRY when i confronted her about her hissy"

"hissy attitude towards me and my posse her stuttering response was how could i insult her re chanel "lock" that was a COMPLIMENT!"

"she just was jealous, and shes in the wrong business, sometimes i spend 3 hours getting ready for a show, its pointless im going to get UGLY"

"its a good thing shes goign to retire, look at the lyrics for "the fear," she lies, she steals, ( sunnies from Frances who loathes her)"

"maybe in "retirement" since she told me she wanted to prove to her mom and dad "how its really done" shell find her pretty self."

"i dedicate "pretty on the inside" to @lilyroseallen the next few times i do it and suggest she look @lyrics.&"reasons to be beautiful""

"ohg WAIT isnt @lilyroseallen "producing" a play called "REASONS TO BE PRETTY"? why yes i believe she is, gee a little close wouldnt ya say"

Did you catch all that?

We love how Courtney can sound completely batshit and then throw in such eloquent phrases as "propensity for corpulence."

Pretty impressive vocab, Court!

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According to a recent poll, the beautiful Kate Winslet has the most desirable celebrity body.

We have to admit she does look fab! Especially after having kids.

Also included on the list is Halle Berry, Cheryl Cole, Beyonce, Megan Fox & Lily Allen.

Really? Silly Allen's desired? By whom!?

What's more surprising is which celebs are on the bottom of the list: Kate Moss, Katie Price and Victoria Beckham all have a desirability of 1%.

Guess being skinny, orange, and having big fake tittays is out.

Dr Jacquie Lavin, who commissioned the YouGov poll, says "it shows a positive shift that women are more likely to see Kate Winslet and Kelly Brook as the ideal body shape rather than Kate Moss or Victoria Beckham."

That's a good thing!

Which celeb body do U want???

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Oops!

Kate Moss must have really been having a good time last night in London.

Earlier in the evening, Moss was spotted attending the British Fashion Awards.

But when Moss and her pals started heading back to the Dorchester hotel, it appears her boobie slipped out of place.

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo!

Time to start wearing a bra or pasties.

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Simon Cowell is celebrating his 50's birthday on Wednesday and the Brit had an early birthday party this weekend in England.

And from what we've heard, it was a lot of racy fun with a sort of Moulin Rogue theme to it.

One act included a performer dressed as a woman's privates who went on stage and pretended to use several sex toys. Inneresting.

We can only image what his 82-year-old mother, Julie, thought of the whole thing!

Simon's publicist and friend, Max Clifford, revealed: “It was a brilliant party, some parts of it had an outrageously camp theme. The funniest thing was seeing Simon trying to explain it to his mum, who was there with a priest and some of her friends from church. She asked what it was and he told her it was a sideways mouth and a toothbrush but it was very suggestive and it was very clear what it was supposed to be"

Another show included an almost fully naked woman doing a reverse strip, where she went on stage and dressed herself.

In attendance were many of Simon's friends, including several of his ex's such as Terri Seymour, and celebs like Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Piers Morgan, Dannii Minogue, Cheryl Cole, Randy Jackson, Ryan Seacrest and others.

The party ended around 5 in the morning with a naked guy staggering to a car and being driven away.

Simon Cowell + Ryan Seacrest + A Naked Man = Three Happy Men.

Good times!

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Simon Cowell's 50th birthday bash is rapidly approaching and we're sure all those A-List celebs attending are scrambling to figure out what to get him.

But Kate Moss has it all figured out.

Cokate's going to "surprise" him with a performance, as in she's going to sing for Simon!

She does know that this is a birthday party and not an X-Factor or American Idol try-out, right?

So, what song has she picked to make Simon's ears bleed?

According to a source, "It’s a toss up between a sexy Marilyn Monroe-style ‘Happy Birthday’, or her speciality Lily Allen’s Not Fair, which she has been practicing with her friend Lily.”

If she's been practicing with Lily, then it's guaranteed to be a hot mess!

Hopefully someone will record this!

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Poor little Lila Grace.

On Friday in St. Tropez she found herself sandwiched between her druggie mother, Kate Moss, and motherly figure, Lily Allen.

What's a girl to do with role models like that?

And when did Kate and Lily get all buddy-buddy?

Was it in a bathroom stall at the club?

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Ahoy, mate!!!

Kate Moss, along with boyfriend Jamie Hince and former model Karen Mulder, went for a little booze cruise in St. Tropez on Tuesday.

There's nothing like the feeling of the ocean breeze caressing your titays!!!

Happy Summer, Gilligan!!!

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