Make way! Make way! Sexy lady coming through!
...Perhaps she's performing at the closing ceremony of the soccer games?
That would definitely be one delicious treat!!!
Guess we'll have to wait until Sunday to find out!
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Although it would makes sense that Martha Stewart and Paula Deen would be arch nemeses that would have an epic spatula fight to the death were they to ever come face to face, it seems that there's not total hatred between the two…
While on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, Martha finally weighed in on the whole Paula Deen-saster, saying this:
ZOMG! She finally did it!
We admired Martha Stewart for a plethora of reasons already, but her recent public attempt at online dating is simply AH-Mazing!!
Not only is this 71-year-old Goddess of Awesome empowering thousands of older women get back into the game, but Martha is really living her live to the fullest!!
And that makes us so happy!!
The Today film crew followed her on her first two dates with Larry the steel trader and
Did that seriously just happen?? LOLz!!
Martha Stewart hit up The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night to promote her new book, Living the Good Long Life: A Practical Guide to Caring for Yourself and Others. While it looked like a fairly hefty amount of material to discuss, Jay quickly cut to the good stuff: SEX!!!
Jay asked how Martha sees men these days, and we’re guessing that Martha was was about to tip her hat to the man and say how seksi Jay looked, but her intended compliment ended up being the ultimate slap in the face!!
Martha addressed Jay as Dave, apparently getting him mixed up with competing late-night show host, David Letterman!!
But it gets better–Leno totes takes the whole thing in stride and…well, just watch the clip above and you’ll see, LOLz!!
Martha Stewart, expert on LIFE, has been venturing into the world of online dating, not so much to find "the one" but because recently she's all about experiencing new things (kinda like she did with Snoop
Dogg Lion LOLz!)!
But after officially posting a profile to Match.com, girl had to narrow her choices down from a mere THOUSAND…
And she ended up settling on two dudes, Stan and Larry!
Martha appeared on the Today show and actually MET her two suitors — one a filmmaker and one an executive for the international steel trade — for the first time!
Ch-ch-check out the ADORABLE meet and greet (above)!
EEEeeee! We can't WAIT to see how her dates go!
Maybe this is why she's been cruising the online dating scene??
Well, wait that doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
Martha Stewart is 71 years old which means that she's beginning to look back at her wonderful life.
And although she doesn't have many regrets - one regret that she does have is the fact that didn't have more children when she could.
Despite Matt "stick in the mud" Lauer's protests, we love this idea!!!
Well, the 71-year-old media mogul, professional home decorator, and one-time prisoner is trying her hand at digital love once again!!
Martha joined Matt and several online romance "experts" this morning on TODAY and hashed out her plan for a new dating profile!
Whoa! She just admitted she's jonesin' for sex and breakfast!!!
Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlariously honest vid for yourself (above)!
Aww! We adore Mrs. Stewart and we're sure she'll find her lifelong match soon!!
In the meanwhile, we hope a Mr. Right Now comes along and plows her perfectly manicured garden on a regular basis, LOLz!!
This is just too cute!!
American icon Martha Stewart just revealed the most SHOCKINGLY silly news!!
She is more than just a vibrant TV personality, professional homemaker, author, business mogul, and mother — Martha is an internet dater, too!
This morning the 71-year-old bundle of blonde brilliance admitted she recently looked for Mr. Right online by making herself a profile on Match.com!!
Ha! Can you imagine how quickly her inbox would fill?!
Unfortunately, as she told Matt Lauer in a Today interview, internet dating