And unfortunately, it's the kind of pantomime where speaking (and even singing) is necessary!

Pamela Anderson will join the cast of Aladdin at London's New Wimbledon Theatre for two weeks starting December 13th.

WTF?!

Although she has never been exposed to the art of pantomime, she will taking on the role of the Genie of the Lamp.

Well, she's no Robin Williams!

"I was honoured to be asked to work on stage in such a legendary and beautiful theatre as Wimbledon - but I confess I did not really know what pantomime was all about," said Pam. "As it happens, my manager is British and the more he explained it the more excited I got."

The more he explained about the show or the ca$h she's getting?!

"Stupid jokes, interacting with the audience, double entendres, irresponsible fun and making kids laugh. Just my cup of tea and I cannot wait to start," she continued.

Since when is she great with kids?!

According to a theatre spokesman, "We have to thank First Family Entertainment for persuading Pamela to come over. She's not expecting any star treatment - as you can imagine, it's theatre so it's all glitsy and glamorous on stage but not quite the same backstage. She'll be bringing her family and we'll do our best to make sure she has a great Christmas and feels very welcome."

We're sure any offer to work will make her feel welcome!

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Is Pamela Anderson a liar?

Pam is currently said to be in debt for over $1.2 million.

However, she blamed the majority of the debt on some construction bills she supposedly doesn't need to pay over some dispute and the $252,360 in owed taxes was a "mistake" by her accountants.

But Pam claims she's financially secure.

So then why was she seen leaving a financial consulting company in the Valley yesterday?

Could PamPam really be hard up for cash? Baywatch royalties can only pay so much.

And who goes to a meeting dressed like that? Classy!

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We recently reported that Baywatch alum Pamela Anderson was in mayjah debt, to the tune of $1.2 million dollars.

Well, Pammie wants everyone to know that those rumors are just plain crazy.

Her management has even gone so far as to release a statement denying the reports, saying:

These reports are crazy and I cannot believe this has become a media issue. I am actually touched at how much concern has been expressed for me over this. It is true that I am in a dispute with some of the contractors working on my home. This is because after paying millions of dollars to build the house I continue to get bills from the contractors. My lawyers are reviewing the work done to see if the bills are fair. If they are, they’ll be paid. If they aren’t, they won’t be.

I am just sorry this contractor went to the press, especially when I was working out of the country. I did not speak publicly about this before because I had no desire to embarrass anyone who worked on my home and whose work and bills are now part of arbitration. On a separate issue, mistakes may have been made in calculating taxes owed and we are now in the process of ensuring that any taxes owed are paid. Unfortunately there are tax liens. However, I’m financially secure and I want to thank everyone who expressed concern for me based on these rumors.

Your accountant must be stoopid if they made a $252,360 "mistake".

Time to get a new one Pammie!

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Pamela Anderson is in the hole - for 1.2 million big ones!

In addition to $252,360 in unpaid income tax, she also owes some serious cash to several construction companies for remodeling her home in Malibu last year.

Bruder Construction, just one of the companies she owes, has filed $674,043 lien against Anderson for construction costs including labor, materials and subcontractors.

Hey Pammie, you're not a Baywatch superstar anymore!

It might be time to start living within your means, not to mention paying the taxman or you could be headed for some BIG trouble!

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Listen up Lindsay Lohan!

Want to know Pamela Anderson's secret for keeping her leathery aged skin beautiful?

She doesn't wear sunscreen!

In an interview with Elle magazine, Pambo spilled the deets ons her beauty secrets. "What does it take to look like me? Not much. don't wear suncreen. I don't have a skincare program. I have no dermatologist and no cosmetic surgeon. Nothing's been shot into this face."

Must. Not. Make. Dirty. Joke.

What would her plastic surgeon say about all this???

The Baywatch alum continued "I don't think I'm going to tweak anything. I'm kind of done with it all. I want to see what I look like when I'm old - I'm curious where that's going to take me"

It'll take you straight to the dermatologist, that's where!

Good luck with melanoma, Pammy!

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Watch it (above)!

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Airport officials find Pam Anderson's new PETA commercial to naughty for their facilities. The commercial features Pam as a "scantily-clad flight security guard who strips passengers of fur and leather. "

Seksi!

The ad was supposed to be shown at New York City's three airports, but airport bosses pulled it out of fear of offending passengers and explain the commercial is “particularly sensitive because children make up part of the demographic in airports”.

Send it to us! We'll post it!

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That is how you age!

Pamela Anderson and her boyfriend, electrician Jamie Padgett strutted their stuff on Malibu beach after a Labor Day afternoon of swimming and jet skiing.

For a guy in his supposed 40s, hawt damn!

And he's not too old for us!

His blatant happy trail shows no sign of graying!

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An ultimate blonde duo enjoyed dinner together in Malibu this weekend.

Pam Anderson and Suzanne Somers were seen leaving Nobu together appearing very giddy!

They do make quite a pair, don't they?

What could these two be up to? We could definitely see these ladies working up a new exercise venture if they wanted. Perhaps even more miracle lotions or whatever the hell Suz pushes on HSN.

Whatever it is, work it out ladies!

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