Listen up Lindsay Lohan!

Want to know Pamela Anderson's secret for keeping her leathery aged skin beautiful?

She doesn't wear sunscreen!

In an interview with Elle magazine, Pambo spilled the deets ons her beauty secrets. "What does it take to look like me? Not much. don't wear suncreen. I don't have a skincare program. I have no dermatologist and no cosmetic surgeon. Nothing's been shot into this face."

Must. Not. Make. Dirty. Joke.

What would her plastic surgeon say about all this???

The Baywatch alum continued "I don't think I'm going to tweak anything. I'm kind of done with it all. I want to see what I look like when I'm old - I'm curious where that's going to take me"

It'll take you straight to the dermatologist, that's where!

Good luck with melanoma, Pammy!

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Airport officials find Pam Anderson's new PETA commercial to naughty for their facilities. The commercial features Pam as a "scantily-clad flight security guard who strips passengers of fur and leather. "

Seksi!

The ad was supposed to be shown at New York City's three airports, but airport bosses pulled it out of fear of offending passengers and explain the commercial is “particularly sensitive because children make up part of the demographic in airports”.

Send it to us! We'll post it!

[Image via WENN.]

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That is how you age!

Pamela Anderson and her boyfriend, electrician Jamie Padgett strutted their stuff on Malibu beach after a Labor Day afternoon of swimming and jet skiing.

For a guy in his supposed 40s, hawt damn!

And he's not too old for us!

His blatant happy trail shows no sign of graying!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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An ultimate blonde duo enjoyed dinner together in Malibu this weekend.

Pam Anderson and Suzanne Somers were seen leaving Nobu together appearing very giddy!

They do make quite a pair, don't they?

What could these two be up to? We could definitely see these ladies working up a new exercise venture if they wanted. Perhaps even more miracle lotions or whatever the hell Suz pushes on HSN.

Whatever it is, work it out ladies!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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Seriously, you two?? Again?!?

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee were all up in each other's genitals candy necklaces at Body English at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas on Saturday night.

After Motley Crue's show at the Joint, the two were seen making out and eventually headed up to a suite where the "party" continued.

The only lasting aspect of this relationship is Hepatitis C!!!

[Image via Scott Berry/Hard Rock Hotel & Casino]

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We'd watch out Jon Peters! Salma Hayek is one wicked pissed Latina!

The successful producer (Peters) has been shopping around an autobiography proposal about his career and personal life. In the document, Peter listed a slew of past lovers including Barbra Streisand, Kim Basinger, Pamela Anderson, Nicolette Sheridan, Sharon Stone, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Salma.

That's some dirty laundry list!

Word has reached Salma about this accusation and she released a statement denouncing the whole thing.

"I have never dated nor had a romantic relationship with Mr. Peters," she says. " y name has been continually linked to his romantic liaisons, and I want to put a stop to this lie."

That's one down. Whose next to call this guy out?

Pam? Kim? Barbra?

We'd love to hear from you!

[Image via WENN.]

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Pot, meet kettle!

The shit-talking never stops with Courtney Love, does it???

Love's latest victim? Her old friend, Pamela Anderson!

"Pam Anderson doesn't even have a credit card," Court recently blabbed.

Love continued, "And she lives in Paradise Cove — which is in Malibu, but it's a trailer park in Malibu."

Ooooh, damn!

Is Courtney even one to talk???

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Pamela Anderson-Lee-Ritche-Salomon is about to walk down the aisle for the fourth time, according to reports!

Friends of the buxom blonde must be so over buying this bitch wedding gifts!

Anderson has been dating scuba diver Jamie Padgett (scuba diver???) for only a matter of months, but Pam's sons Brandon and Dylan already love their mom's new boyfriend.

According to pals, a close friend of Pambo's (Richie Rich, we're looking at you!) is said to be hard at work on wedding dress #4 for Anderson!

Do U think Pam will even make it down the aisle???

[Photo via GSI Media.]

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