Pop quiz!

What do you do when you've become irrelevant?????

You go eat lunch at some sort of hideously public paparazzi trap!

Naturally!

Observe.

Exhibit A: Pamela Anderson, once a Baywatch babe, now a pathetic caricature of herself, desperately clinging to her youth with age-inappropriate acts of famewhoring!

There she was on Wednesday (above), snapped at the infamous Ivy with some dude.

Exhibit B: Sharon Stone and Melanie Griffith order the Celebrity Special at Joan's on Third: The Salad and Cigarette (often served with a cup of coffee). The visibility of sidewalk seating would make any A-list cringe, but when you've dropped to the Z-list, you're just hoping that someone notices! And you say your prays to God that the paparazzi you tipped off actually do show up!

We have some other strategies that they might want to employ: rehab, gain weight/lose weight, vajayjay flash, humanitarian efforts, going bald, Dancing with the Stars, adopting 6 third world babies, or hell, all at once!

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Sharon Stone is a great activist for the gay community.

She's also a nutjob! That might explain why she wasn't invited to the Academy Awards on Sunday.

The actress, however, did make an appearance at Elton John's Oscar party - and she hammed it up for the paparazzi, like the crazies do so well.

Has Sharon Stone been in a good movie or been good in a movie since Casino????

[Photo via AP Images.]

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Michael Douglas wisely stayed far away from the Basic Instinct sequel, but the actor was reunited with his '90s co-star, Sharon Stone, on Tuesday night.

The two attended the 11th annual Costume Designers Guild Awards held at the Four Seasons Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills, California.

Douglas was presented the Swarovski President's Award by Stone on stage.

And, as usual, the 60 50-year-old cougar Stone was looking hot.

Even Douglas was looking sharp, especially considering he's 64-years-old!

We can't even begin to imagine how much money these two have spent on plastic surgery. However, according to Stone, she's all "natural."

U think they've both had work done???

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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As we've already mentioned, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has been vandalized.

Anti-fur activists scribbled "Fur Hags" on their star.

Even Aretha Franklin's star got vandalized as well.

And, now we've found out that Sharon Stone's star was also tagged up.

How many other stars were targeted???

This isn't the answer to get these celebs to stop wearing fur. Somehow we think PETA is smarter than this, so we wouldn't be surprised if it were just some random vandals putting graffiti on the stars.

Hopefully PETA will release a statement soon, discouraging these illegal acts.

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Several celebrities turned up for the Huffington Post Pre-Inaugural Ball Monday night, though Sharon Stone definitely stood out.

Stone simply sported a casual dress, black coat and some black leggings.

She was looking hot for her 62 years!

Wonder if she's had any recent work done?

Her skin is looking tight!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Cougar Sharon Stone is back with her 24-year old butt boy, Chase Dreyfous.

On Saturday, they were spotted at the Chateau Marmont for a Golden Globes party.

The 'break-up' didn't last long!

[Image via Josephine Santos/Pacific Coast News.]

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Family first!

The Daily Mail reports that Sharon Stone has dumped her 24-year-old toy play thing, Chase Dreyfous.

She started dating the 26-years younger Chase back in June.

Insiders told the paper that she had misgivings about the 'romance' after her unsuccessful attempt to change a custody agreement with her ex-husband, Phil Bronstein, over living arrangements for their son, Roan.

"The whole custody thing really devastated Sharon. She has always devoted herself 100 per cent to her children. The stuff about the Botox and so on that came up in court was totally invented. But the sad fact is it took the spark out of her relationship with Chase. Right now her focus is on her family," says a source.

The Botox allegation was one of the 'best' rumors that flew around this year!

But, glad to hear you'd rather play mommy than cougar, Sharon!

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While working out on that cardio machine, Sharon Stone thinks about __________.

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Sharon Stone's whipped out the big, expensive Hollywood lawyer to clean up her Botox-marred name.

Her attorney, Marty Singer, is taking the bold move of saying that a California judge was lying about Sharon wanting to Botox her son's feet because of "odor" issues.

Says Stone's lawyer, "This week it was reported in connection with Sharon Stone's custody dispute that she wanted to have her young 8 year-old son undergo Botox treatment at this time for his feet. Sharon Stone never made this statement. It is a complete fabrication. Sharon loves her son Roan and only wants the best for him."

Will the San Francisco judge who made those comments respond?

We can't wait to hear what the judge will say!

We're curious, though.

How can Botox help peeps with stinky feet problems?

Does it have something to do with sweat control?

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