The funny thing about the ESPYs, and we'll say this every year, is that we already have awards for sports — it's called winning! Especially championships! Also MVP awards and whatnot! LOLz!
Still, for the past 20 years, the ESPYs have gone out of their way to give more awards to more people who make lots of money for playing games for a living! Honestly, even if it DOES seem a little redundant, it's still a fun night with incredible talent! Plus it gives us another chance to watch Jon Hamm for an entire evening!
This year, the top athlete awards went to two of the best players in their sport!
When we imagine a Shaun White band, Bad Things, we totally picture him shredding on a snowboard modified into an electric guitar! Wouldn't that be RAD?
That isn't what they're about, though, as his band is pretty traditional — and their first album was produced by
We hate to break it to you, Shaun: we were never really into your long hair.
Sorry. We like you, though, that's why we didn't say anything — and now that you've chopped it off for the best reason ever, we feel like we can finally admit it! Ha!
Oh, and guess what? Your short hair looks FAB!
Plus we're excited that you're helping a charity…
You can snowboard on warm ocean waves, right??
(We think it's called surfboarding or something! Sports!)
Shaun White has just dropped a cool $3.85 million on a new beach house — which is $400k LESS than what it was listed for, so apparently he can snowboard AND negotiate!