That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
UPDATE 12:34 AM EST: Contrary to reports, the beautiful blonde did NOT tie the knot — yet. The photo is from her bridal shower. What a wonderful tease, Whit!
The Hills are alive… with the sound of wedding bells!
Looks like Whitney Port and longtime beau Tim Rosenman tied the knot this weekend!
"Mrs. Rosenman 💆🏼&💄"
Mrs. Rosenman 💆🏼&💄 @901tooA photo posted by Whitney Port (@whitneyeveport) on Oct 17, 2015 at 4:38pm PDT
Awww! The stunning bride wore a white strapless gown with natural makeup and her blonde locks softly pulled back.
We can't to learn more deets! Congrats to the happy couple!
You go, girl.
Like most of us, the former reality star struggled with her skin in the past. The 30-year-old now has her acne under control and takes pride in her makeup-free selfies. We respect that!!
With filters and photo editing, IG can set unreal expectations of beauty. Port got real with her followers in a post on Tuesday:
C'mon Brody Jenner! Who are you fooling?!
Although it's been five years since The Hills ended, the reality TV show's salacious hookups are still the talk of the town!
At least for former cast member Whitney Port!
In July, Mr. Jenner adamantly DENIED having sexy time with any of his co-stars.
The surfer exclaimed:
"I didn't screw every single girl on the show. I didn't have sex with Jen Bunny, I didn't hook up with Audrina, I didn't hook up with any of these girls."
However, the clothing designer is totally calling his bluff!
On Friday, the 30-year-old spoke with Australian radio personalities Fitzy & Wippa about the Malibu native's womanizing ways!
In response to his denial, she said:
They'll never be over The Hills!
Whitney Port is very close to tying the knot with fiancé Tim Rosenman, so to celebrate, she and her friends spent the weekend in Las Vegas for her Bachelorette party.
And it looks like she may have found her 'Something Old,' because she just so happened to run into one of her former MTV co-stars on Friday night…
Apparently, Brody and his pal Devin Lucien were DJing at Omnia Nightclub when Whitney spotted the duo and just had to take a reunion pic!
And while it's not the best picture ever, the sentiment is still totally there.
We wonder which of her Hills and City cast mates will be invited to the wedding?!
[Image via Whitney Port/Instagram.]
ZOMG! Congrats, gurl!!
Her hubby to be is New York City native Tim Rosenman who was an executive producer on The City!
ZOMG! Do we see a double Hills wedding in our future? Matching dresses and all??
LOLz!! We kid, we kid! We know LC would never do something that tacky!
Congrats to the happy couple!!
[Image via Instagram.]
MTV is taking us on a trip down memory lane this summer!
The network will be airing fan favorite shows Daria, Laguna Beach, and The Hills in 3-hour blocks for the next 6 weeks. The “Retro Mania” will start at 9 AM this Monday, June 25 and run until noon every weekday.
For the first week, MTV will revisit Laguna Beach, the reality soap that introduced Lauren Conrad to the world.
Last but not least, MTV is letting us spend a week with our favorite 90s cartoon character Daria. The high school heroine became an icon for her sarcastic attitude and her short-skirted, long-jacketed style, and now you can relive her adventures July 30 - Aug 3.
Maybe next they’ll play some music videos- now that would really be retro!
Such a busy boy! He's making some real fond memories while stateside.
First he gets arrested for smoking a joint in the Big Apple, and then, just hours after his release, he jet-sets to Las Vegas for a private show!
Busy, busy, busy!
On Saturday night,