Pamela Anderson's new boyfriend seems to be a keeper!

Anderson and son, Dylan, spent their Sunday afternoon in Malibu with Pammy's latest boyfriend, non-celeb Jamie Padgett, meth dealer some blue collar worker.

Dylan and Padgett shredded the waves while Pam kept her eyes on the two from the shore.

Meeting the kids?

It must be getting serious!!

[Photo via GSI Media.]

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Tired old tranny, it's time to find some new tricks!

For some reason, Pamela Anderson has a way of always looking like shit. Even with a full-on glam team - hair, makeup, styling!

Poor Pambo. She didn't look so bad back in the day.

But, knowing that her looks have faded, Anderson finds other ways to entertain.

The always-classy lady appeared on the runway in Paris on Friday for British fashion designer Vivienne Westwood's Fall-Winter 2009-2010 ready-to-wear collection.

Pam was sporting some crap from the latest collection, but what's a walkway with Anderson if she doesn't show some nipple.

Never one to disappoint, Pam flashed the audience. More than once!

And at the end of the show, she walked down with Westwood and Pam's nipple just had to make its appearance.

Pamela Anderson, always the entertainer!

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored nip pic!
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored nip pic!
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[Image via Getty Images.]

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Pop quiz!

What do you do when you've become irrelevant?????

You go eat lunch at some sort of hideously public paparazzi trap!

Naturally!

Observe.

Exhibit A: Pamela Anderson, once a Baywatch babe, now a pathetic caricature of herself, desperately clinging to her youth with age-inappropriate acts of famewhoring!

There she was on Wednesday (above), snapped at the infamous Ivy with some dude.

Exhibit B: Sharon Stone and Melanie Griffith order the Celebrity Special at Joan's on Third: The Salad and Cigarette (often served with a cup of coffee). The visibility of sidewalk seating would make any A-list cringe, but when you've dropped to the Z-list, you're just hoping that someone notices! And you say your prays to God that the paparazzi you tipped off actually do show up!

We have some other strategies that they might want to employ: rehab, gain weight/lose weight, vajayjay flash, humanitarian efforts, going bald, Dancing with the Stars, adopting 6 third world babies, or hell, all at once!

[Images via WENN.]

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Ah, Pamela Anderson!

We can't live with you and we can't live without you!

The former Baywatch babe staggered strutted on the catwalk at the Richie Rich fashion show looking one desperate hot mess Wednesday night in New York.

Don't worry, they hosed the place down with Lysol after Pammy-Poo left the stage.

[Image via WENN.]

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Has Pamela Anderson found another man?

Amazingly, yes.

The 41-year-old, formerly hot "actress" is said to be living with her new boyfriend, 41-year-old Jamie Padgett, an electrician and surfer.

An inside source tells In Touch Weely, "She is staying with him in the Paradise Cove trailer park while her house is renovated."

It's like a match made in heaven!

Last month, raccoon eyes and her new beau are said to have spent some quality time with his kids and her two sons, Brandon and Dylan.

The source adds, "Pam and the kids joined Jamie and his sons, who are around Brandon and Dylan's age, on his boat in Paradise Cove for a weekend. They spent most of the time on the beach with their kids. They are really happy together."

Let's see how long this relationship lasts for. It'll probably be over by the summer - but they'll be married by spring!

[Image via WENN.]

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Pamela Anderson as the new (tired old) face for Vivienne Westwood.

How unfortunate!

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Here's a pleasant surprise.

The usually shiteous-looking Pamela Anderson was spotted at the beach this weekend - and she actually looked decent.

Pam spent some time walking along Malibu yesterday with her dogs while her kids played nearby.

The PETA enthusiast even took doggie bags with her and picked up after her pooch pooped all over the place.

Nice to see she didn't leave the shit in the sand!

[Image via Ability Films.]

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Can you believe Pamela Anderson was once a hot Baywatch babe?

How did she get so shiteous looking?

On Thursday, Pam was spotted performing at the opening night of Dutch illusionist Hans Klok's magic show in Amsterdam.

It looks like they didn't have such a big budget!

Pambo couldn't even get a makeup artist to airbrush her legs, cuz from the looks of things, she's got the Mushy Fartone syndrome.

[Images via WENN.]

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Left: Chucky. Right: Pamela Anderson.

[Pambo image via Mavrix Online.]

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