Lindsanity Was Drinking While She Tweeted Apology

Very cute, Lilo.
Lindsay tweeted a statement about her failed drug test to fans (“I’m taking responsibility for my actions and am prepared to face the consequences”) on September 17. It sounded heartfelt, but according to a witness, it wasn├óΓé¼Γäót.
Apparently she was sipping on a Jack and Coke and giggling while she tweeted it. Not only that, but her assistant helped her craft the disingenuous message by telling her how to make it “more personal.”

“No, use ‘setback,’ don’t say ‘mistake.’ They’ll say you make mistakes all the time! It’s better to say you’re responsible. Denying it will just get everyone mad per usual.”

She then told her assistant to order her another Jack and Coke and giggled, “What are you gonna do?” I’m ├óΓé¼╦£ill├óΓé¼Γäó.├óΓé¼┬¥
Lilo├óΓé¼Γäós mom Dina doesn├óΓé¼Γäót seem to be worried about the failed drug test either, telling guests at her birthday party on the 17th, “Who cares if it’s true? Our new team is like a machine. They’ll squash this.”
What a great support system Lindsay has! Her friends help her buy drinks and her mom focuses more on making sure they have good lawyers than helping her daughter sober up.
Great job, Team Lindsanity! Keep it up!
[Image via WENN.]