We think we might have mentally blocked out the fact that Brooke Hogan is not only a reality celebudaughter, but also a "recording artist". What she records might not actually make her an artist, but it worked well enough that someone gave her a second chance!
On July 21st, Brooke's sophomore album, The Redemption, will be released. The press release really talks up the music.
It boasts, "On The Redemption, fans will take notice as Brooke solidifies herself not only as a pop singer but as a songwriter with style. The album is a pop wonderland with up-beat, sexy dance rhythms and hip-hop influences, all overlaid with Brooke's signature voice."
Uh-huh. We'll see about that!
Her latest single to come off the record is called Hey Yo and that will hit radios on June 28th.
Bet this was one of the songs she wrote on account of that catchy title!
In an attempt to disprove Hulk and Brooke Hogan’s drug accusations, cougar Linda Hogan has undergone a drug test.
We're shocked she did it!
And, surprisingly, she passed!!!! She even provided us with the test results to prover her drug-free point.
Linda's rep also sent us the following statement:
"Linda Hogan is clean, clean, clean. She tested NEGATIVE for everything including: Amphetamine (speed), Cannabinoid (marijuana), Cocaine (coke), Opiates (vicodin, morphine, heroin) and Phencyclidine(PCP)..
This further disproves Hulk’s and Brooke’s unfounded and hurtfull allegations. Linda’s drug screening shows she has no trace of ANY drugs in her system, legal or illegal, that includes prescription medication. Linda does not do drugs and never accused her daughter of doing drugs either. Hulk is the expert on drug use. He admits in his Rolling Stone article last month about his 30 years of abusing cocaine, marijuana and pills. Now that the truth is in black and white, all Linda wants is an apology from both of them.
She has opened her private medical records to disprove Brooke and Hulk’s horrendous, unsupported allegations. She asks the public respect her privacy on this matter so she may begin to repair her relationship with her daughter."
Linda Hogan is a class act!!!
In the process of trying the "heal" her relationships, Linda brought up Hulk's former drug use and opened up her private medical records in order for the public to respect her privacy?
Shut your mouth and stop dragging your family through the mud!!!!!
If drugs are not the excuse for her behavior, what the hell is wrong with her?!
Doesn't matter now, since everyone knows it, thanks to Brooke's interview this morning on The Howard Stern Show. She made a wise decision; there is no other news personality who enjoys fake breasts more than Howard Stern.
She also opened up about her first time having sex and her feud with Mama Hogan, Linda.
Ah, it's nice when celebrities air out their dirty laundry on a major media outlet!
It will never end until someone muzzles these folks!
The constant bickering between members of the Hogan family continues, as Papa Hulk Hogan again comes to the defense of his daughter Brooke against the Mama Linda Hogan.
This time, Hulk calls Linda out for a drug test in Life & Style saying, "It needs to be done, and she’ll fail it.”
He also shoots back at her allegations that he is known to smoke weed with Brooke's boyfriend Stack: “Absolutely not! Brooke is a clean-cut girl. She’s very open and honest.”
That is the biggest issue of all, the treatment of their 21 year old daughter. Brooke has since taken her father's side in the divorce proceedings, which has upset her mother to such a degree that she has made some embarrassing claims against her daughter, including that she had breast augmentation.
That did not make the Hulk happy at all!
“Brooke can’t have a relationship with her mother like this. I hope one day Linda will grow up and be an adult like Brooke is. Linda has to reach to her level. One day, maybe.”
Yeah, yeah. We'll get to that!
But the drug test first! We want to know who is cracked out more: Mom, Dad, or Kid?
"Brooke Hogan has spoken out in support of her father only because of her mother's repeated fabricated attacks on him. She is in the unique position of knowing both parties in this litigation and she has only spoken as to what she knows to be the truth based upon her personal experience with each. Linda has refused repeated invitations by Brooke to reconcile and given these recent comments it appears a mother/daughter relationship is impossible at this time. It is sad that Linda Hogan continues to attempt to throw her family under the bus to gain publicity.
In terms of the ongoing divorce suit, Hulk Hogan and his legal team would gladly take Linda up on her offer to submit to a legally supervised drug test and certainly Terry would do the same. We believe the results would speak for themselves and reveal that Linda's idea of a good time would definitely not be appropriate for Mass or a family restaurant."
Seems like the apples don't fall far from the tree, but this little one must have fallen head first onto a rock!
Brooke Hogan, daughter of Hulk Hogan, discusses why green apples are better than red ones in the video above, and we can only hope that she's high because there is no other reasonable explanation for this painfully awkward clip.
Maybe she's high from the paint fumes she inhaled while designing her spectacularly trashy airbrush cover art below.
Yes, she's really coming out with a new album. Yes, that's the artwork!
After our exclusive chat with Brooke Hogan on Thursday, where she accused her mother, Linda, of doing drugs, Mommy Hogan and her PR team couldn't keep quiet!
We received an e-mail from Linda's people entitled Brooke's Attempt to Kiss Perez's Ass!
Check this shiz out!!!
Perez, if Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father's lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, Charlie will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called "Redemption" which will easily surpass any of Brooke's records sales.
Brooke has always had a problem telling the truth. If it is her claim that her breasts are natural or she hasn't been banging the crap out of the pot head $tack for the last 3 years, then her comments of Charlie being a year and a half younger than her are again a complete fabrication (they are 4 months apart). She only judges Charlie because of his long hair and age, Linda doesn't judge.
Here are some cold hard facts; these people who say Linda is doing drugs are friends of Hulk Hogan. Brooke is Hulk's only remaining mouthpiece and a pawn in his game of control. Linda will walk into any drug testing facility and take a random test and the truth will be she is clean. Put your money where your mouth is Brooke aka Hulk. Brooke "thinks" she's doing drugs is a hypocrisy when her father and $tack are rolling and Smoking joints together in Brooke's recording session, and Brooke knows it. As for Charlie, he is an accomplished Spring board diver (4th in the Nationals), eagle scout and certified captain in commercial boating with his bigger goal of joining the fire department. Linda's definition of a good time is hitting a 8:30 am mass at St Max's grabbing some Cuban food at Versailles (her fav). We aren't here to kiss anyone's ass but Linda would love spend a fun California day with Perez with or without that famous garlic chicken, but you have to go to mass.
We just caught up with Brooke Hogan for an exclusive chat and it was quite explosive!
The reality TV star flat-out tells us that she thinks her mom, cougar Linda is doing drugs and reveals that she's been told by friends and acquaintances that her mom definitely is using and is doing a bad job at hiding it.
We also talk about Brooke's music "career", her dad, her new boyfriend and her future career as a stripper!
