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The Hulkster's daughter at a promo shoot on Monday for her new VH1 "reality" show.
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Archive for the 'Brooke Hogan' CategoryShe Cut Off the Cougar
Brooke Hogan is getting a big spread in the new issue of US Weekly, and all she had to do was whore out her family for personal gain. Way to work it, girl! One of the juicy things that failed singer revealed to the mag is that she's cut off her cougar mother, Linda. Here's how Brooke feels about her mom dating former classmate, 19-year old Charley Hill:
Sad that Brooke's mom's more about slutting around with a teen than taking care of her own kid! [Image via Mavrix Online.] Permalink / 187 comments (RSS) » Will Work For Food
Brooke Hogan is DESPERATE. The reality TV star and failed singer is fishing for work. She's taken to her official blog, begging someone to hire her! Says Brooke:
Any takers????? We're sure Brooke's fee is very very affordable. She'll probably even blow you….and your dog too! Permalink / 182 comments (RSS) » Cougars Know No Shame
Brooke Hogan seems like the only 'normal' Hogan in the bunch these days. And that's not saying much! The failed singer has revealed that she's totally freaked out that her cougar mom, Linda, is dating a 19-year old. We would be too! Brooke said, "I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support." She also reveled that the youngster dating her mommy is a guy who was a classmate of hers and her jailed brother, Nick. "I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school)," says Brooke. Now he's right between Mommy's ass cheeks! Brooke went on to say, "I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family. I’m actually on my way to see Nick now…You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best." We actually feel a little bad for Brooke….bad that she ever though her family was "normal." Idiot! [Image via WENN.] Permalink / 184 comments (RSS) » Reality Brings Out the Worst
The Hogan clan is a mess and their foray into the reality world probably played a big role in the family's demise, according to reports. Daughter Brooke, apparently, can't keep her shit together. The prison sentencing of her bro, Nick, has reportedly taken a toll on the 'sensitive' teen. This came along just as she was getting over the pain of finding out her dad was banging one of her 'friends'. Hulk and his wife took time off from their divorce-related bickering and tried to portray a unified front during Nick's trial. The legal drama supposedly brought them closer, but many speculate it was just an attempt to 'play' the media. Sadly, their “reality” show likely played a large role in the family’s downfall and consequently Nick’s misbehavior. Hulk knew the pitfalls of reality TV, but he allowed the family to go down that road anyway. He supposedly admitted just days before his son’s final hearing that he “warned” them all against appearing on national television. “I was offered lots of [reality] shows when I was making my career comeback against The Rock, but I kept saying no. But years later, it was my daughter’s career and son’s racing career that we were thinking about. We saw the Ashlee Simpson show and Jessica Simpson’s and Lindsay Lohan on the big screen and we just didn’t haven’t a vehicle to compete. But I considered it, because this time it was about the Hogan family rather than Hulk Hogan; they all wanted to do it and I tried to warn them about what they were in for. Now look what happened.” Dina Lohan…you've been warned! One daughter is already fucked up! [Image via WENN.] Permalink / 80 comments (RSS) » WTF?
This better be a joke!!!!! Her music "career" failed in the U.S., so now she's giving it a go in the U.K.! On Friday, Brooke Hogan is scheduled to open for UK super girlgroup Girls Aloud at London's O2 Arena. Why? Why???? WHY? Girls Aloud is HUGE. They can pick almost anyone they want to open for them! We just don't get it. Why Brooke???? Maybe they were thinking: "If we get a really shitty opening act, everyone will love us THAT MUCH MORE when we go on." Yeah, if they haven't walked out by then! [Photo via Getty Images.] Permalink / 145 comments (RSS) » She Has No Respect
Brooke Hogan is speaking out on her brother's incarceration and talking shit along the way! The untalented hag just wrote the following on her official blog: "Monday, May 12, 2008 BS I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I'm really pissed that the truth didn't come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn't from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn't start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I'm starting to figure it out. And I'm gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don't understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He's not "NICK HOGAN." AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…" Update: Hogan pulled the above post from her blog and just put up this entry. "Monday, May 12, 2008 wtvr I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACE ps: yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl." Permalink / 351 comments (RSS) » Rejected!
Brooke Hogan and her nine member TV show entourage have had a hell of a time finding a place to film 'reality'. The failed pop star has been given her own reality show, set to air on VH1, which is currently shooting. Brooke's been shopping for a college and wants to take America on her collegiate journey. But, Florida universities just weren't into playing along with Brooke's 'reality' game. Administrators at the University of South Florida, Florida State University and the University of Central Florida said NO to Hogan's request to have her big ass camera crew follow her during guided tours of their universities. The schools thought the presence of Hogan and the camera peeps would disrupt things too much on campus. Yup, everybody loves a good freak show! And of course, Brooke and crew wanted to film during the schools' exam weeks. How pissed would you be if some stupid reality crew disrupted one of your big exams? Way to stand up to Hollywood, academia. Nice to see that there's still some responsibility out there in the world. Luckily for her, Brooke finally did get permission to film at Florida Atlantic University. Fine, upstanding, academically-challenging school that is! [Image via Mavrix Online.] Permalink / 207 comments (RSS) » Wow!
It may be hard to believe, but this photo is supposed to be a candid. Brooke Hogan has not been Photoshopped (allegedly)! The failed singer was spotted in Miami Beach on Thursday, and she was hanging out with her adulterous father, Hulk, who had an affair with a friend of hers. Nice to see she can forgive! P.S. Try and stay at this angle at all times. Never move. It works for you really well. [Photo via Getty Images.] Permalink / 400 comments (RSS) » |
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