WATCH Kim Kardashian HILARIOUSLY Discover A Random Lobster Crawling Through Calabasas!

There’s a friendly neighborhood lobster roaming the streets of Calabasas, y’all!

On Monday, Kim Kardashian West took to Twitter and uploaded a clip of the adventurous sea creature she encountered while going for an afternoon walk. She shared the surprising news, writing:

“Just confused how a lobster is walking on my street in Calabasas! What is happening?!?!?!”

Self-isolation be damned, this creature clearly needed some air! LOLz. See the truly bizarre moment for yourself (below):

Just confused how a lobster is walking on my street in Calabasas! What is happening?!?!?! pic.twitter.com/h5cy1IzTPI

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 16, 2020

Oh my… we have SO many questions! For starters, there’s the obvious: how the heck did the lobster get there in the first place? Did Larry the Lobster suddenly upgrade from Bikini Bottom to the where the other half lives? Does the little fellow have an owner? Will it be featured on the next season of Keeping Up, or, are the Kardashian-Wests having lobster tail for dinner tonight, or what?

We may never get those answers but in the meantime, someone has already created a Twitter account for the lobster. Alas, the internet wins again! Ch-ch-check out the new @calabasaslobster page (below):

Someone created a Twitter account for a random lobster Kim Kardashian discovered in Calabasas. — (c) Calabasas Lobster/Twitter

Yep, that’s right! Kris Jenner works hard but creatives on the internet work harder and the mere existence of this account less than 24 hours after KKW posted her video should tell you the climate during social distancing is only going to get weirder.

So far, the Calabasas Lobster’s tweets have been very on brand with messages like, “taking a stroll,” followed up by, “Wtf I think I just passed Kim K’s house,” and then, “1,000 Likes and I’ll bite Kanye.”

Taking a stroll

— Calabasas Lobster (@calabasalobster) March 16, 2020

Wtf I think I just passed Kim K’s house

— Calabasas Lobster (@calabasalobster) March 16, 2020

1,000 likes and I’ll bite Kanye ????

— Calabasas Lobster (@calabasalobster) March 16, 2020

BTW, that last tweet already has nearly 5,000 likes so Kanye West better stay put inside the house! Of course, we’re only teasing here and people had a lot of fun with the whole bit in Kim’s mentions, too. When one user replied to the vid and suggested she should name the lobster “Kebastian,” the Calabasas Lobster replied:

“she can’t name, I’m my own lobster.”

And there were plenty of other funny reactions to the clip like these:

“Thats mr. crabs wym? Tell him I saw hello”

“What if that’s the owner of red lobster”

“Why does a lobster walking down the street in a rich neighborhood sound about right to me.”

“It’s trying to social distance, Kim. Step away from the lobster.”

“Girl, it’s a crawfish.”

OK, that last comment might be true — it does look like more of crawfish. But who cares?? This was amusing. Now, as our old friend Amanda Bynes used to say… “Now, bring in the dancing lobsters!!