
Golden popcorn showers for everyone!!
Well.. not everyone. There were a lot of losers at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards.
But you can see the happy faces of the winners here!
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The producers behind the MTV Movie Awards must have been POOPING themselves last night after realizing that no, Jennifer Lawrence was NOT just really, really, really, late…
She's. Not. Coming.
One of the most coveted actresses on the planet was noticeably absent from the HIGHlarious festivities, and despite winning numerous awards, girl didn't even provide a VIDEO message offering gratitude and/or an apology.
But WHY did the ass-kicking champion of the Hunger Games skip out on the celebrations?
Well, apparently, a last minute

MTV is known for their CRAZY award shows and the 2013 MTV Movie Awards brought it to the NEXT LEVEL!!!
Besides the AHmazing performances by Selena Gomez and Macklemore, some major actors were honored with eXXXtra special awards.
Rebel Wilson not only brought some HIGHlarious stints to the Sony Pictures Studios stage, but she was also one of the BIGGEST winners of the evening, along with Jamie Foxx and Bradley Cooper.
Ch-ch-check out the rest of MTV's honorees…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

As if Twihards weren't disappointed enough — now they didn't even get to see a smooch!
Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper just walked away with the MTV Movie Award for Best Kiss.
However, J.Law was nowhere in sight, so Bradley had to accept the honor all by his lonesome.
Yeah, that was a pretty impressive liplock at the end of Silver Linings Playbook… but you know, we just feel like Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson should've gotten the chance to sweep the category one final time.
Oh well. hopefully they are getting some love time at Coachella.

The MTV Movie Awards got off to a strong start as Bradley Cooper took home the first trophy of the night for Best Male Performance!
We couldn't agree more after B-Coops put on a STELLAR performance and won over our hearts in Silver Linings Playbook!
Things got a lil awkward with his interesting acceptance speech, but he's sooo fine we love him anyways! LOLz!!
The movie has a big night ahead of it as it's also up for Best Movie and his costar Jennifer Lawrence is up for Best Female Performance as well!
Congrats, Bradley!
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The votes are in and it's official — Details magazine ranked The 10 Most F*ckable Celebrities and the winners probably won't surprise you!!
Mila Kunis pops more boners per capita than any other beautiful babe in the world!
Likewise, the gloriously gifted and supremely seXXXy Ryan Gosling moistens more, umm, mouths than other Hollywood hunks!
A slutty cousin to Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive list, Mila now owns both categories!!
The Oz starlet beat out

Talk about a hottie HOT threesome!
Too bad that will have to remain a fantasy.
While we’ll keep dreaming about the possibilities and holding out hope, we’ll let you know what’s really going on.
Rachel McAdams is in negotiations to star alongside Bradley Cooper and Emma Stone in Cameron Crowe’s latest project!
Well, at least that’s still a pretty good movie threesome!
Cross your fingers for sex scenes!
Deets about the film are being kept quiet but sources have revealed that it will be a romantic comedy type of film similar to Cameron’s other works like Jerry Maguire.
We hope they show Rachel the money and sign her on!
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