Sofia Vergara News Archive
Can't we just leave a woman's body choices up to her??
Sofia Vergara is a MAJOR HOTTIE, and the world knows it! People fell in love with those curves, that accent — so when she decided to slim down and shed some weight, the accent was still there… but what about the curves??
Who cares?? We think she looks great! If it was her choice to slim a bit, that's fine! Whatever keeps her happy and healthy!
Some fans, however, are taking it a little harder than we are! They've been BLASTING her for her new frame, calling her "too skinny" after she posted some new pics of her on social media.
Here are what some of her followers have ridiculously said to her:
Holy shizz do we have a love/hate relationship going on with Sofia Vergara RIGHT NOW!!
On one hand she's a sexy and hilarious woman, so strong and so confident, and has a hit television show! On the other hand, she can eat sugary cotton candy and tamales like a BOSS and still keep that figure!!
Now you know our dilemma! LOLz!
Of course, we're just kidding — we could never really hate Sofia! We're just mad jelly that she can snack on that stuff and still give out more boner per capita than any other person on the planet (allegedly). Though, if you go by what we've been saying for years now… that moderation is key… then it's okay to indulge like this from time or time!
It's when you do it CONSTANTLY that gets you in trouble, health-wise!!
We're willing to bet this is a rare scene for Sofia, who is looking fab as always!
[Image via Splash News.]
Would you look at that (above)??
We have no idea what in the world that contraption is that Sofia Vergara is on, but we LIKE IT! LOLz!
Actually, it's something called a Megaformer M3, it looks expensive, and it looks like you do yoga or pilates on it or something! Here's what Sofia said along with the pic:
Finallyyyy my new MegaformerM3 from @studiolagree !!!! I luv it
We hope it makes ice cream! That would be fun!
Though, very counter productive! Ha!
Use it only for good, Sofia!! Like keeping fit for the beach!!
We haven't seen Sofia Vergara anywhere BUT the beach in like the past 100 months, so we're pretty sure she just lives there! That's where her fab boobs (faboobs!) seem to be the most comfortable and free!
We don't mean to be crude, but to be totally crude it looks like she's got the biggest wedgie of all time — one that hits the front AND the back! It's a good thing she has that floor length skirt! Ha!
Seriously though, she's been on vacation in Mykonos for like the past decade it seems! That's not a bad thing, we're just super jealous!
We'll come with you next time, Sofia! We'll go shopping!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
That joke worked better in our head, but it's too late now!
Sofia Vergara's fantastic body is on holiday in Greece right now, and she knows EXACTLY what to wear to get hearts racing with a perfect fit! We mean, it's uncanny that all of her clothes are pretty booby, right? How does she get it right every time??
We can't complain!
Ch-ch-check out more curvy pics (below)! She'll always be worth your time!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Holy boobs, butt, and curves, Batman! Sofia Vergara's body is NUTS!
We're not even sure looking that sexy is even legal in Greece — let alone the world! Get that figure back into international waters!!
This black one-piece swimsuit is making EVERYONE buckle at the knees, and it must be a hard situation for boyfriend Nick Loeb! He might be the one to go home with her at the end of the day, but so are plenty of other people out there with the sexy memories of her!
We hope he's not the jealous type! Ha!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]