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It had to happen eventually, we guess…
With another Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live action film coming June 3, the heroes on the half shell are hotter than ever!
So of course some very enterprising porn producers have created a XXX parody — called Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles!
It even stars pornstar April O'Neil as reporter April O'Neil. LOOK AWAY, Megan Fox! Hey, you too Brian Austin Green… LOLz!
Thankfully it's only available on adult website WoodRocket.com, so parental confusion at the local video store is a thing of the past! Just imagine the therapy bills if a kid accidentally saw this! Eesh!
Ch-ch-check out the incredibly silly NSFW (for language) trailer (above)!
Despite filing for divorce back in August, the gorgeous duo have obviously remained close (in more than one way…) as they co-parent Noah, 3, and Bodhi, 2.
So does this mean they're gonna call off the split??
Well, no one really knows — even them.
An insider tells Us Weekly:
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green seem to officially be back on track!
As you probably know, the estranged couple filed for divorce in August of 2015 — and around eight months later, the parents of three-year-old Noah and two-year-old Bodhi announced they're preggo with another baby. Didn't see that one coming!
Shortly after the unexpected baby news broke, the entire family took a vacation to the Four Seasons Hualalai in Hawaii — the same place where Miz Fox and Brian wed back in 2010.
We've really come full circle here, guys!
A source close to the couple tells People:
"They are doing great and had the best vacation with the kids. It's their favorite resort. They have so many happy memories from Hawaii and wanted to relax for a few days together."
That's great to hear!
The insider continues by saying Green hopes the Transformers beauty will call off the divorce once and for all:
As you may know, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green filed for divorce in August of 2015.
But now, around eight months after the filing the parents of three-year-old Noah and two-year-old Bodhi are expecting another baby to the brood.
Well that certainly complicates things!
But we know what you're thinking — so why did the gorgeous couple decide to split in the first place?
Apparently, Miz Fox and B.A.G. couldn't find a healthy balance between family life and their individual careers.
A source close to the family tells People:
"They had several conflicts that led to the divorce. Megan worked a lot last year, and she continues to work a lot. When she is away, Brian stays with the kids. Before they filed for divorce, they had disagreements about this situation."
According to the insider, Green was frustrated with being a stay-at-home dad as Megan's career took off:
Megan Fox may have filed for divorce eight months ago, but the pregnant actress and her estranged husband Brian Austin Green acted like they were one big, happy family as they took their kiddos to a farmers market in El Lay over the weekend. Hmm, very inneresting!
As we reported, the Beverly Hills, 90201 alum confirmed he was the father of Miz Fox's third baby on Friday after she debut her newly popped bump at CinemaCon.
While it is still unknown whether or not the twosome will remain married after the birth of their third little one, they seemed perfectly
Well we figured this might be the case, and here we have it!
Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox may still be splitting up — at least that's the official line, despite outward appearances — and yet the two will have a third child together, Green has now confirmed!
Rumors have been swirling around the soon-to-be ex-couple for days now, but it took until Friday evening at the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach Celebrity Race for Green to confirm the news to PEOPLE.
You have to love Will Arnett's sense of humor!
As we reported, Megan Fox took to Instagram to dispel rumors about the identity of her third child's father. Turns out, Shia LaBeouf, Jake Johnson, and the Arrested Development star are "#NotTheFather."
While not confirmed, sources say the baby belongs to estranged husband Brian Austin Green.
On Tuesday, Will attended CinemaCon in Las Vegas where he jokingly appeared surprise that he wasn't Fox's baby daddy.
The 45-year-old said