Ryan Gosling is in shape. Fantastic, boner-inducing shape. LOLz!

He understands what it takes to stay in shape, and he also understands the reasoning behind it all. At 32, and the older you get, it becomes a little harder to maintain.

So, what are his words of wisdom?

Brace yourself — his words are like liquid gold for anyone who loves the look of him! He shares:

Uh-oh!

Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are going through a rough patch right now… we hope it doesn't lead to a split, but we would understand if it did!

There's a witness floating around that saw the couple arguing at the Weinstein Golden Globes party, and it was mostly about Jason's drinking and partaAAAAying!!

The witness/friend revealed

This is equal parts sad, gross, and cray!

A man earlier this week was killed by a subway train, while a second man was injured nearby. They're unrelated except for their proximity, luckily. The man who died though, was trying to poop through the crack where two subway cars meet.

Need a moment for that to sink in? Take some time.

Okay, so there he was trying to pinch one off, and we all know it's never safe to even cross between cars, so he slipped and fell and was struck by the train. That's no way for anyone to go out, seriously.

The other man we mentioned was bloodied and had a broken pelvis — and he emerged from the tracks at the 125th Street station just before the fatal accident. He says he doesn't know what happened to him.

We wonder what's going on with this string of awful subway fatalities and injuries. Is it time to look into more safety precautions, or is it all just a coincidence??

Also, did this happen during the annual No Pants Subway Ride?? Ha!

[Image via AP Images.]

This might be a sign that you need a hair cut — or a ponytail!

Skrillex, known for making dubstep mainstream and having dated Ellie Goulding, accidentally set his hair on fire while he was trying to blow out his birthday candles!!

We're glad he's okay, and he laughed it off!

Someone was right there yelling out that his hair was about to go up in flames — so if you were at that party, you should find out who was giving out that warning because he is most definitely a psychic wizard.

LOLz!

Happy birthday, Skrillex!

[Image via TMZ.]

Thank whomever for Ryan Murphy!!!

The American Horror Story co-creator shed some light on what the next season will be like.

Murphy has verified that the storyline in season 3 will be a romance set in modern times.

He also confirmed that that Sarah Paulson and Evan Peters will join star Jessica Lange on the next cycle.

All three have appeared in both installments of the crazy good show!!!

This makes us so much LESS sad that this installment is ending so soon.

Now we're just super excited for next year!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Hey Upper East Siders, it’s the Gossip Gangster here, and do we have a scoop for you!

Have your Mondays been feeling empty since Chuck and Blair said ado and “I do” in the same hour? Have you been craving some time with Serena, Nate and Dan, debating which of the boys she’s better suited for? Are you daydreaming of a reunion episode already, even though the show has only been gone for a month?

Fear not, friends – we are right there with you. Which is why we are delighted to inform you that Gossip Girl is BACK… sort of!

It was just announced that the series will be resurrected for a new era and new audience. While reboots usually don’t take place until the original cast has been given time to mature and reflect, the WB felt that the story resonated so much, it was time to put it back on the air … but in Mexico.

Ah yes, the UES gang is being transformed and translated into a whole new cast – and language – and will air for all our friend south of the border.

Here is… Gossip Girl: Acapulco! Coming to the airwaves this July!

And if you don’t believe us when we say things look STRANGELY familiar about this cast, take a closer gander at the crew in the photos (below). That one chick looks like she could be Blake Lively’s sister, while if you throw a headband on the other, it would be like Leighton Meester looking in a mirror.

We only have one problem with this… WHERE IS GEORGINA SPARKS???