Mischa Barton gets a little freaky in the bathroom, and we can't figure out why. Okay, we can. Can U?

Tuesday night, Mushy and some friends, plus her new BF, were enjoying an evening of cranberry vodkas in London when Mischa decided to drag one of the girls to the ladies room. Now, this is something that girls have been doing for ages, so nothing seems too shady at first. BUT READ ON…

Once in the ladies room, Mushy tries to get both herself and her friend into one stall.

Shady!

The attendant wasn't having it and insisted that she move to another one by herself. Though she appeared "pissed," Mushy didn't put up much of fight going to the other stall solo, but they sure had a hellava time trying to get her out!

A source reveals that she was in there so long, people began to get concerned, including her toilet-twin and the attendant:

"At one point the toilet attendant had to knock on her door twice to ask if she was alright. Then her mate was knocking to check she was feeling okay. When she came out of the cubicle, she was complaining about people knocking on the door. She looked slightly worse for wear as she attempted to apply her make-up."

Well, you know, snorting cocaine off a toilet-seat in a dirty, club bathroom would make you look a little shabby as well.

Or maybe she just felt sick. Yeah, that's it. She wasn't feeling well because afterwards she left the club to go home to rest.

And by that, we mean she left and headed to Bungalow 8, another club in Mayfair.

Wipe the powder from your blouse, sweetheart.

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Tori Spelling has gotten the writing itch!

The reality TV star/mother has already published two books, sTORI Telling and Mommywood. But now she's out to sell children's books!

Hey, we respect her hustle! She WAS cut out of her late father's will, after all. And she doesn't talk to her estranged mother, rotten Candy Spelling!

During a charity event this past weekend, Tori revealed that “I just wrote an illustrated children’s book. It’s going to be launching in about a year, but I just finished the text.”

Hey, whatever brings in the $$$, right?

As for what she currently reads her two kids, Liam and Stella, Tori added that “Liam’s favorite is Goodnight Moon. I introduced him to that because when I was little, my mom used to read that to me and I loved it!”

We almost just fell off our chair!

Can it be, did Candy Spelling really spend time with her kids reading them books????

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So surreal!

It's sad news for fans of the Mexican Lucha Mini stars, twin brothers Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez, known as La Parkita and El Espectrito Jr.

The two were found dead in their hotel room in Mexico City. The brothers, 35, were checking into a hotel on Sunday night after a show when they were reportedly approached by two prostitutes.

After hotel staff noticed the women leave the room hours later, but didn't spot the wrestlers, they went to go check on them. The two luchadores were found lifeless, lying in the beds.

Reports are being released that the hookers belong to Las Goteras (meaning The Drops) which is a gang of whores that robes their clients after making them pass out by drugging their drinks.

Unfortunately, the Jimenez brothers overdosed on the drugs which normally don't kill men, but officials believe because the brothers were of such small size, the dose was fatal to them.

Alcohol containers were also found in the room but the ladies are still missing.

Cops are looking for the two females and luckily have found finger prints in the room which they believe they can match to the hookers.

Sad.

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Since the announcement of the closing of Vibe magazine on Tuesday, which he dounded, Quincy Jones has been vying to save the hip-hop and R&B publication he started in 1993.

"I'm trying to buy my magazine back now. They just messed my magazine all up, but I’m gonna get it back," said Jones of Wicks Media Group, who purchased ownership rights in 2006.

Quincy plans to take the mag online, because it is more profitable than print.

"We gotta get into the 21st century you know," said the music mogul. "Print and all that stuff is over, we gotta remember that. They're over the same way as the record business. We have got to get into this century."

You tell 'em!!!!!

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The long time lover and friend of the late Farrah Fawcett revealed that his estranged son, Griffin O'Neal, was turned away from the funeral of the iconic beauty on Tuesday.

Even though Griffin drove 300 miles to pay his respects, Ryan O'Neal specifically requested his son be banned from the funeral.

When asked about his reasoning, Ryan would only suggest that his son is a "bad guy."

Despite his father's intentions, Griffin believes that Farrah would be upset to know he wasn't allowed to attend her funeral/

“She’s mad right now that I’m not in there," he said. "I just wanted to say goodbye to someone that I knew and loved for 33 years.”

We can't blame Ryan. Why should he have to put up with his crazy son's bullshit on a day of mourning? Clearly, Griffin just wants some attention. Well, you got it.

Now go away!

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It's true!

PerezHilton.com has just exclusively confirmed with the Jonas Brothers' publicist that eldest bro, Kevin, 21, is engaged to marry his longtime girlfriend, Danielle.

His parents, Kevin Sr. and Denise Jonas, just released the following statement: "Our hearts are filled with joy today and we are happy to share with you that our son Kevin has asked Danielle Deleasa for her hand in marriage. Her answer was yes and it is such a blessing that she will be joining our family. Kevin and Danielle have not yet set a date. Family is very dear to us and we hope we have raised Kevin to be a wonderful man and husband. Please join us in our families celebration and in congratulating Kevin and Danielle. Thank you for all of your support. "

Congrats to the happy couple!

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Due to the success of the matrimonial-themed shows on the female-centric WE network, Cablevision is committing to a 24/7 wedding channel!!!

We suspect Bride Wars will be played on a loop, like Field of Dreams on TNT!

Wedding programs such as Bridezillas, Amazing Wedding Cake, My Fair Wedding and former WE partner Conde Nast's Modern Bride have done so well that the channel has a built in audience.

This audience needs to get a life!!!!!

Watching marital bliss on TV makes for a depressing Saturday night, ladies!

The wedding channel has not set a launch date!

We wonder if they'll also air episodes of Divorce Court!

Documents have been obtained stating that as of two years ago, Michael Jackson had a net worth of $236.6 million, with less than $700,000 of that amount in cash.

That report was assembled around the time Michael had to refinance due to his large sums of debt and was "based in large part on estimates provided by Jackson's advisers that the accounting firm said it could not verify." However, the documents do not include any report of the incoming funds of that year or how much he was spending. Still, the information gives a glimpse into the mess of finances left behind for his family to deal with.

The documents also show some of Michael's more lucrative assets, including his share of the Sony/ATV Music Publishing catalog, which includes the rights to songs by the Beatles, Bob Dylan, Neil Diamond, Lady Gaga and the Jonas Brothers.

As we mentioned earlier, Michael's mother, Katherine Jackson is the caretaker of his estate for the time being. But we can see that the fight over Michael's estate will probably take a long time to iron out.

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Just because you can break through windows with your foot, doesn't mean you should.

While in Lisbon, Portugal, on Sunday, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo, along with his mother and sister, were photographed by a 17-year-old female fan, who had parked outside his apartment in hopes that she could get an autograph. Unfortunately for her, things became incredibly violent when Chrissy kicked the window of her car, sending shards of glass everywhere and seriously injuring the young fan.

Boo!

His fury sent the girl straight to the hospital, where she told the story to the police. Of course, the soccer star didn't have the balls to just apologize for what he had done. Instead, he attempted to justify by claiming the girl was working with a paparazzi photographer and had been talking him for days "waiting for anything newsworthy to happen."

Um, so? You're a celebrity, you grease bucket. Comes with the territory.

And she is 17!

What exactly did you feel threatened by that could warrant such a reaction?

Furthermore, he accuses the girl of exaggerating her injuries, which one look at her hospital charts and car could clear that up right quick, and he says, and we quote: "I regret what I did, but I can't promise that I would not react in the same way again in the same circumstances."

That is just disgusting.

Violence is never the answer!

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