This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
We love love love G.R.L.!
The girl group masterminded by Britney hitmaker Dr. Luke and Pussycat Dolls founder Robin Antin is just what we wanted and needed!
A girl group that can SING and has been given GREAT song!
Great pop songs!
Too many girl groups go in the urban direction but G.R.L. is giving us pop, and not just any pop. Dr. Luke pop! The BEST kind of pop!
Katy Perry's right-hand man is trying different things with these girls, like in the AWESOME song Ugly Heart.
It starts like a Jason Mraz song and then builds to multiple pop orgasms!
And it does not hurt that the first vocalist sounds A LOT like Nicole Scherzinger>. That girl can sing!
Check out the infectious Ugly Heart above!
In fact, iHeartRadio thinks audiences could listen to it all day! Every day!
They've dedicated a radio station to playing the track over and over on a loop, 24/7, for over 13 days!
Pharrell's upbeat sound will be used to bring attention to the United Nation Foundation's International Day Of Happiness!
The Happython began on Tuesday, March 18th at 9 p.m. ET and will end on the 31st at midnight.
If you hear it again on the 1st, it might just be an April Fools joke! LOLz!
WARNING: Nothing about this post is safe for work. Seriously, did you even read the headline? What did you think would happen when you clicked on this story?
Whoever said pornography is a victimless art form clearly hasn't seen Slut Teen Gets Knocked Up by Accidental Creampie!
The popular porn scene has well over 280K views on Pornhub, which isn't surprising considering Pi Day was just last week, but at the end of the video there's a
real figurative shocker!
It's seriosuly the most heart-wrenching love story to hit celluloid since The Notebook!
After our wide-eyed young starlet sucks, f*cks, and Donald Ducks our leading man, he does what all creampie studs do! He leaves her with a protein-filled present for her insides!!!
(Settle down, that's probably how you were conceived, too!)
After her vagina fades to white and the movie fades to black, we're left with an epilogue so tragic it'll break your boner!!!
Ch-ch-check out the ending so scandalous we're half convinced it was penned by Shonda Rhimes…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
It sounds like casting for How I Met Your Dad is doing just dandy!
In fact, a notable redhead just landed the role of the other half of the gay couple to be featured on the How I Met Your Mother spinoff!
Who's the lucky guy playing Sally's uptight, gay, older brother, U ask?? Why Mixology's very own Andrew Santino, of course!
Greta Gerwig has already been cast as Sally, the main character in the new CBS series alongside Krysta Rodriguez, her on-screen bestie, and Drew Tarver as her gay sidekick, best friend, and brother-in-law!
We have a feeling this new series is going to be legen - wait for it, wait for it, - dary!!
[Image via Nikki Nelson/WENN.]
We've got the social media scoop involving Twitter…
And there are some HUGE ch-ch-changes a' coming!
At the Newspaper Association of America’s mediaXchange conference in Denver on Monday, Head of News at Twitter Vivian Schiller revealed some very interesting thoughts on the future of the popular site!
While addressing the crowd, she called
ZOMG! Whovians, we hope you're sitting down, cause we've got some AH-MAZE pics for you!
Peter Capaldi was spotted on set filming the next season of Doctor Who with his gorgeous companion & partner-in-crime, Jenna Louise Coleman and it's got our kidneys tingling!
Not only this, but the pair were joined by actor Jonathan Bailey with a very tech-savvy looking implant on his head and, not to mention, there was a super scary looking alien!
We wonder what sort of challenges this new breed of extraterrestrial foe will present to the doctor?
Will they try to EXTERMINATE! him like the Daleks? Hunt him down like the Cybermen?
Get your sonics ready, Whovians, because it looks like season eight is going to be a very innnnnneresting one!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to glimpse the on-set action & see the new alien foe the Doctor will face!
[Image via WENN.]