Mel Gibson is trying to corner the market on prayer and make it as exclusive to worship at his Holy Family Chapel as it is to get into most clubs in El Lay!
This morning, an official document was obtained that comes from Mel's security team. The one-pager is an application to worship in Mel's privately-funded church and must be filled out by anyone seeking to be apart of the parish. But just because you fill it out, doesn't mean you'll get in!
Hell no! Those applications then get reviewed and then a handful of people will be invited to attend service. So if you aren't on the list, God doesn't want to see you!
The application gives no explanation as to why the church is sorting people out, but we assume it's to keep the undesirables out. You know, the ones that cheat on their wives, have babies out of wedlock, have narrow-minded views about other cultures - you know stuff like that.
When is your application going to get reviewed Mel? If your new system of sifting people out requires following some actual biblical guidelines, you might not be allow in yourself!
Hollywood transgendered director and recluse Larry Wachowski was spotted heading out of LAX airport Wednesday afternoon.
Larry has spent the last few years transitioning into a woman and now asks to be known as Lana.
We think someone has to start thinking about transitioning her hair! We're all about adding a little flavor to your hair, but that is a BIT much - even for us!
Taylor Lautner has a reported screen time of 36 minutes in New Moon and for one third of that time the hunky werewolf is shirtless, showing off his big old muscles!
Are U Twi-hards even MORE excited for New Moon now?
Who was the biggest Famewhore of 2009? The Celeb of the Year?
The Perezzies, our year-end awards, are back, and they're better than ever - with new categories, including one nominated by U, and their very own website, Perezzies.com!!
We have 15 awesome Perezzies categories! We want U to do the nominating!
Once we get all the names, we'll ask U to vote on the top 5 nominees in each category. On December 15, we'll announce the winners.
Also, a very special thank you to our 2009 sponsor, Grand Marnier!
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Hottest Hookup:
Biggest Breakup:
Biggest Famewhore:
Biggest D-Bag:
Hottest Hottie:
Best Dressed:
Worst Dressed:
Most Improved:
Hottest Mess:
Biggest Fail:
Fiercest Cougar:
Biggest Blockbuster:
Living the Good Life:
Celeb of the Year:
And our newest category, suggested by U is: Best Song
And it can be all yours for a few hundred thousand dollars!
Julien's Auctions is running a sale at the Hard Rock Cafe in New York with plenty of Michael Jackson memorabilia including his famous white glove that he debuted at the 1983 Motown 25 special.
The glove has been appraised at $40,000 - $60,000 but its expected to go for MUCH higher. President and CEO of Julien's, Darren Julien, says that he has spoken to clients that are willing to pay upwards of $300,000 for the glove!
In addition to the glove, a car drove by Jackson and other Jackson memorabilia will be up for sale as well. Other available mementos from music legends include David Bowie's guitar, Elvis Presley's ring, James Brown's suits and even Kurt Cobain's finger prints from an arrest at the age of 19!
But it is the glove that has generated the most interest of ALL the items for sale!
We're sure the winning bidder will moonwalk quite happily out of the auction!
"If Lil' Wayne and Kings of Leon like my [new] album, then I'll feel good. I would not change anything about it. Even if people don't love it, I made exactly the piece of art that I wanted to make."
David Beckham and the LA Galaxy will not be going to Germany for a Thanksgiving tour as originally planned so they can give back to the troops.
Instead, they want to focus on their upcoming MLS championship game with Salt Lake City.
Galaxy President of Business Operations Tom Payne released a statement:
"We are very disappointed to announce the cancellation of our 2009 Postseason Tour due to a lack of communication and performance by the tour's organizer and promoter IMC Group, Inc. Unfortunately, IMC Group has no performed their obligations of the agreement thus far, nor do we have faith that they will be able to do so in the future.
"With MLS Cup 2009 this weekend in Seattle, we feel that it is important to make this decision now and remove the potential distractions to our team, rather than continue to hold out hope that the tour will indeed take place."
The Galaxy were scheduled to play FC Kaiserslautern on Thanksgiving Day as well as visit with the US soldiers stationed in Germany over the Thanksgiving weekend.
Sounds like they just couldn't get their shiz together in time!
We hope she's on something because there is no other excuse for this!!!
In the wee hours of Thursday morning, Tila Tequila stripped naked and continued on a crazy ass rant about everything from her clean yoni (as demonstrated in a tampon removal) to her haters and topped it off with a little masturbation session!
And bitch pulls out a gun!!!
She ranted:
"I am an angel … because I am here to save the world with my army," said Tila. "People call me an attention whore .. or whatever … but excuse me I'm a grown ass woman and I'm confident in myself …I think a woman's body is a beautiful thing … that's why I'm a lesbian … I was born naked … anybody who is against that is gay and in denial."
WTF?!
Although, it might be the last time she pulls this shiz!
"This is the last time I'll ever be on ustream ever again," claims the reality whore.
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