It's the best Music Monday EVER!
If you need a bad girl or bad gals to blow your mind, you know which three ladies to call!
This one's a club banger, y'all!
Listen to the Bang Bang (above)!!
Seth Meyers no! Don't do it! Uh…we're not sure what you're about to do, but don't let this no-good heckler get to you!
Alright, so this heckler that showed up on Seth's second Late Night was obviously not an actual heckler, but an actor in a sketch.
Nor were the other two that voiced their opinions actual audience members! Accomplices all!
In fact, this sketch is pretty HIGHlarious and proves that Seth is already hitting his stride as a late night host! Congrats!
Ch-ch-check out the entire bit…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
This lucky guy really has it all figured out, doesn't he?!
And now, he's bring the ghost of fiancée's past out to dinner with his current honey, Lauren Silverman!
IS HE FULLY AWARE OF HOW CRAZY HE IS?!
Simon is redefining YOLO by treating his girlfriend and ex wife-to-be Mezhgan Hussainy to dinner at Miami's Prime Fish, where they ate outside and didn't fight at all!
Looks like the king of mean is actually friends with the women he's dated.
You go, Simon!
Ever heard of Christian Fashion Week?
No? Allow us to share the gospel.
Christian Fashion Week (currently held in Tampa, Florida) was started by minister José Gomez and his wife Mayra last year as a Christian alternative to regular Fashion Week. But while it sounds like an excuse for designers to repurpose the crucifix in as many ways as possible, the event was actually organized to "showcase fashion-forward modest clothing."
You know, like stuff you can wear to church!
A description on CFW’s website states:
COME ON, PAULA DEEN.
You've been on your "comeback" for about 30 seconds and you're already saying shizz like this?? Do you think $75 million grew on trees??
Not only did Paula compare her own "struggle" (which she earned fair and square) with Michael Sam's struggle as the first openly gay NFL hopeful — but she also found some new 'empathy' inside of her… empathy for other figures going through controversy, like that homophobic Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson!
If you've forgotten, Paula's empire came to a halt last year after she admitted to using the N-word during a trial. She's now trying to rise from the ashes like a Phoenix. A Phoenix that says horrible things from time to time.
Here's what she said:
It's like he's peering out to see if the coast is clear! Too bad the paparazzi caught him on camera.
What's going on, John Mayer, who are you afraid of?!
Scared you'll run into Katy Perry on the streets of New York City?
Before all hell broke loose and everyone in the world knew the musical duo had broke up, John was spotted leaving his hotel in NYC all by himself on Tuesday afternoon.
Well, her now ex-main squeeze.
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]