It would be a DAMN grand way to make your return!
And we all know Kim Kardashian is a fan of doing things in a damn grand way!
Now that it has been officially confirmed that Kanye West will be performing for the 7th time at the MTV Video Music Awards this year, all eyes are on Kim.
Sure, everyone will most def want to see the new daddy perform Black Skinhead, but c'mon, you know we're all itching for a red carpet debut from the new parents.
And since Yeezy will be making history
Is she for realz? Is it finally happening?
Has Lindsay Lohan really turned over a new leaf!?
The totally troubled starlet did return to the Big Apple after finishing her court-mandated stint in rehab, but not for the reason you might think!!
The 27-year-old actress isn't back in NYC to spend time and the clubs or to flirt with beautiful boys, she's there to spend quality time with her family and to get her career back on track!!
One source close to the family admitted:
We're starting to feel like the world's favorite past-time is giving Prince William miniature versions of sports equipment for his new little baby!
A few months ago, Prince William was given the cutest little soccer ball for his first born to play with, and now little Prince George has and adorable little polo mallet too!! Prince William got it during his first match away from his growing family!
Seeing as their different sports, they're not supposed to be used together — but if a kid wants to make up his own game with a mallet and a soccer ball, nobody should be stopping him! Ha! Just no swinging that thing around in the castle!
We wonder what he'll get next — some mini cricket pads??
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Umm… Somebody want to make an eye appointment for Russell Brand?
Because he clearly CANNOT see if he thinks Katy Perry isn't the most GORGEOUS girl he could ever get into bed with!
Believe it or not (and we sort of DON'T believe him!) Russell recently told a crowd that while he was married to KatyKat, he had to picture other women while they had sex!
Pshh-aw! We guess Russell doesn't get off on a girl with great eyes, boobs and ass! Not to mention every other part of Perry that is downright PERFECT!
Russell joked about his ex-wife during a London comedy show, saying:
That Miley Cyrus reign just won't let up! Ha!
She's twerking and collaborating all over the place, and appearing on the covers of glossies every time we blink!
Mileybird's latest coup is the cover of Notion magazine's Issue 65, which, if the above sneak peek is anything to go by, promises to give us a beautifully oiled-up Miley in her undies! Yay!
We can't wait to see the official cover!
Ch-ch-check out another sneak peek in the gallery (below)!
[Image via Damien Fry/Notion Magazine]
Is the casual hook up status not floating someone's boat??
It sure seems that Riley Keough is no longer feeling the swing and fling dance she's apparently doing with Robert Pattinson.
And perhaps that's why she was rockin' some serious leggage this weekend while at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel because she might want to get R-Patz's eyes wandering back over her bod.
Even though her legs are looking fierce, Riley's looking like she's got a case of the sadsies! Considering she hasn't been spotted getting bit by her Twilight vampire, we have a suspicion about why she'd be so down in the dumps.
Srsly, though, cheer up girl! We're sure there are other guys out there ready to fall in love and with far less Bella baggage!
Ch-ch-check out more gorge pics of Riley (below)!
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