That's right, according to a source, Joan may be more on the mend than we might think:
Cracker Barrel Waitress Tipped $6,000 For Being So Darn Perky & For Attending A University That Prohibits Homosexuality!
Cracker Barrel waitress Abigail Sailors is having a GREAT week, but life hasn't always been so peachy keen!
From a brutal accident that left her parents unfit to care for her, to living with a foster father who was eventually imprisoned for abusing her, it's fair to say life dealt Abigail one crappy hand of cards.
But the 18-year-old Lincoln lady took that hand of cards, and she — well, she took it, and we guess that's saying something.
Now she's fresh off of her first semester at Trinity Bible College*, working her way through school at the aforementioned Nebraska Cracker Barrel, which is where her sunny disposition paid off in spades!!
Two unassuming customers recently went into her restaurant and requested to be sat with the grumpiest server in the whole damned place. Well, that's not how Cracker Barrel rolls — everyone who works there is apparently ice cream cones and unicorns all day long.
So they settled for being sat in the happiest server's section: Abigail's section.
Abigail shared her life story in between bringing them plates of grits, and then something quite unexpected happened! One of the men — who happened to have also attended Trinity Bible College — pulled out his checkbook and decided to make a heck of a deposit!
Lily Allen has an ultra expensive regret!
The sassy songstress turned down the opportunity to perform online and get paid in bitcoins.
Little did she know that the hundreds of thousands of bitcoins she would've gotten half-a-decade ago would be worth about $90 million today! $90 MILLION!
Upon the realization, the ashamed Brit tweeted:
There's humble and then there's downright head-scratching — this might be the latter!
The emerging hip-hop icon is nominated for Best Rap Album of the Year, but he's pulling for someone else to win!
Macklemore is actually rooting for Kendrick Lamar and hopes that his album Good Kid, M.A.A.D City takes home the totally coveted trophy!
The Source excerpt read:
X-Men: Days Of Future Past is in the near future for now, but it's quickly making its way into the past! Wait, we think we got that right - time travel is so confusing!
Speaking of "quick", this is actually our first time seeing Evan Peters in costume as Quicksilver!
The future-Mr. Emma Roberts is playing a super speedy mutant, but from the looks of things, he may also have disco inferno powers! Only in a period piece would he be able to get away with that jacket!
And hey, is Professor X walking? WTF is going on in this movie?!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) for a closer look, and to see Nicholas Hoult giving into his animal instincts and mounting Michael's Fassbender!
[Image via 20th Century Fox.]
Johnny Depp Gets New Co-Stars On Mortdecai! Aubrey Plaza, Jeff Goldblum, & Oliver Platt To Join Flick!
Is it just us or is Mortdecai getting more and more interesting by the day?
Word on the street is Aubrey Plaza, Jeff Goldblum, and Oliver Platt will be joining actor on this adventurous film.
Filming in London wrapped up not too long ago and now production is starting to film in El Lay!
We're not quite sure what their roles are yet, but anything with Aubrey Plaza is bound to be sarcastically HIGHlarious!
Besides, isn't that what British humor is about? Sarcastic and dry humor?
LOLz! Great additions to an already brilliant cast!
Take a look at some photos of Jeff visiting Gwyneth Paltrow and Johnny on set (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
Harry Styles Drives Kendall Jenner's Range Rover While On A Midnight Memories-Making Adventure To Rite Aid!
Looks like things are growing more serious each and every time we see them together!
Too bad we won't see it blossom on Keeping Up With the Kardashians!
Hmmm…We wonder what was sooooo important that they had to run to the drug store that late at night, eh?!
A fan spotted the pair while they were in the store and spoke out about the couple:
Killer Karaoke is baaaaaaaaack!!
As if singing in public wasn't terrifying enough, TruTV's truly terrifying new game show has returned for a second season!
Steve-O has been replaced by Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath and snakes have apparently been swapped out with face-eating frogs, but this is still the most unfathomably disturbing talent show we've ever seen!
It's Fear Factor meets Idol meets, well, your worst nightmares!
Ch-ch-check out a teaser for the brand new season (above)!
Oh. Em. Gee.
We just want to fly, alright! Fly away to our safe place and purge these horrific images from our mind!!