Depressing or brilliant?!
The jury's still out on this one…
A new app provided by Time's tech department is really taking the love out of love - by calculating when you should get married based on your age and Facebook friends who have already tied the knot!
This could be extremely useful for couples like Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, who are WAY past due for their pending nuptials!
Or Emma Roberts and Evan Peters who were recently engaged, but have yet to start planning!
Allow us to break down the wedded blissful math for you…
Looks like it's game over forever for Flappy Bird, but why?!
When we first heard Flappy Bird was removed from the App Store and the Google Play Store, we felt like we just crashed into a green pipe.
It hurt. It hurt real bad. Just like a dead parrot, this Flappy Bird is no more. It has ceased to be.
Finally, in a recent interview, Flappy Bird's developer Dong Nguyen gave us all the real reason as to why he would deprive generations to come of his AH-Mazing game:
Oh gurl, just because you write another book, doesn't mean there will be another movie!!
E. L. James has teased her loyal followers like Christian Grey tantalizes Anastasia Steele with the possibility of ANOTHER Fifty Shades Of Grey novel!
Slap us with some handcuffs & call us intrigued!
E. L. took to her Twitter to answer a question from a fan which has incited the imaginations of her league of admirers!
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Well, this is just unfortunate.
Chicago's WGN was innocently trying to report on students who developed an app to expunge criminal records, but even if the kids' criminal records are cleared, they're still VERY naughty.
Sadly (and HIGHlariously), the student picked to show how easy it is to download Expunge.io also revealed in her browsing history that she's a fan of PornHub.com for all her masturbation needs. LOLz!
We don't know if we feel worse for the news station or the gurl??
On the bright side, at least her face isn't featured! HA!
Ch-ch-check out the BIG reporting oops (above)!!!
If you thought McDonald's had some interesting menu items overseas, you ain't seen nothing yet!!!
Burger King in Japan has just unveiled a brand new sandwich called the BK Ringo, and if you're wondering what makes this burger so special, it's that it's apple pie-flavored!
The Ringo (which translates to "apple" in Japanese) is pretty much a typical burger, however, it's topped with grilled apple slices and cinnamon mayonnaise!
So far, the reviews have been pretty mixed as one food blogger says the taste wasn't nearly as overpowering as one might expect. However, one local walked away very dissapointed when the burger didn't look nearly as appetizing as the picture on the menu!
Ch-ch-check out the real-life BK Ringo …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
We may have another insight into the tragic fall of Philip Seymour Hoffman.
During their investigation into his death, police reportedly found two personal diaries belonging to the Magnolia star.
The handwritten books detail Philip's struggle with personal "demons" and include entries alternately about going to drug deals and going to Narcotics Anonymous meetings.
According to sources who have had a chance to look through the diaries, that dichotomy isn't just in the content; the handwriting itself moves from clear to illegible. One source says:
No needs to panic, fellas! We've got your Valentine's Day gift RIGHT HERE!
We guess we don't actually mean JUST the teaser for Farrah 2: Back Door and More, Farrah Abraham's sequel to her "amateur sex tape." We mean, that the actual whole thing comes on Feb. 13th (among other things)!
Finally! We get a glimpse of that legendary sex swing, some amazing dialogue, and probably the best production value this side of Avatar!
Hmm, we wonder if she's still going to claim that this is another sex tape? The quality is impeccable! Looks like a professional movie to us!
Check it out for yourselves in this very NSFW teaser (above)!!!