Call it karma!
Well, coincidentally, the country's internet is down again!
Previously, when their web went down on Monday, they released a statement saying
Yes, we have some bittersweet news: Penn has a new girlfriend.
Domino just happens to be a musician herself AND sister to free-spirited Girls star Jemima Kirke!!!!
The good news is they're totally gorgeous and cool together, but the bad news is our dreamz of eventually becoming Penn's rebound have been crushed! *TEAR*
Maybe this means it wouldn't be impossible for Penn to guest star on Girls.
He would certainly be a VERY happy addition to the cast.
Anyway, congrats to the pretty new couple!!!
[Image via Splash News.]
When it comes to picking out a romantic location for your dream wedding, the sky is the limit! Paris? Rome? Barcelona? You name it!
However, we're willing to guess for most of you, McDonald's wasn't included on this short list!
But if you're one of the few people who happened to pick the home of the Big Mac as a possible location for your impending nuptials, we have some GREAT news for you!
Well, other than the beach backdrop!
But otherwise, her unbuttoned chambray blouse and high-waisted skinny jeans, a.k.a. mom jeans, hardly epitomized the steamy season.
Unless she was just taking the chance to hint at a bun in the oven?
Who knows, but either way, the front page was definitely lacking in the sass department, which after seeing her saucy issue of FASHION, was kind of a let down!
Thankfully, the spread spiced things up a bit, with Zoe dressed in a cage in and cutout frock!
If only she wore that on the cover!
[Image via Marie Claire.]
The two sat down, as they have in the past, for a very frank conversation about the church. (Eugneio is an atheist.)
He lead in with serious questions about the mafia but then, more interestingly, turned to all the sex abuse scandals in the church.
The Holy Father apparently spoke on the matter, saying:
We bet Jessica Simpson loves her new Johnson!
Jessica married Eric Johnson over the Fourth of July weekend, and we bet fireworks weren't the only sparks flying!
After that, the two of them spent their honeymoon over at the luxurious Four Seasons Punta Mita Resort in Mexico! Muy calliente!
According to a source, the pair stayed at one of the hotel's presidential suites and just relaxed while enjoying each other's company:
Jenny actually spilled the beans on what went down before she decided to part ways!
In the middle of her story, the outspoken XM radio host interrupted and asked if she was fired from the show.
The mother of one surprisingly answered candidly! She said it was neither one or the other, but her entire answer was really inneresting!
Listen to what she has to say about the whole The View situation (above)!!
The envy is real!
Cameron Diaz has racked up countless of magazine covers, but none looked as fresh as this one!
The practically ageless actress brings her youthful glow to the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar, all while rocking a white dress featuring a gold collar and keyhole cutout.
But the craziest part of all is that the cover hardly looks retouched. She still has her wrinkles and dimples, all while showcasing her truly flawless skin!
The spread continues in a similar vein, with even Cameron’s girls looking super perky!
Ch-ch-check out a glimpse in the gallery (above)!
[Image via Harper's Bazaa.]