Houston, we have a problem!
And the problem is that naked women are running through the streets of your fine Texas metropolis!!
We realize that doesn't sound too bad — everyone likes bouncy boobies, right? — but this particular lady bolted bare-assed from her home because burglars broke in while she was showering!!!
Oh noes! How scary!
Ch-ch-check out the young girl's horrifying tale of woe…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
We wish this One Direction cover was longer than 15 seconds!!
Michael Bublè has been taking requests to sing snippets of songs during his warm up before his show and obviously 1D has been highly requested!
Why wouldn't they be? Of course we want to hear the Canadian singer's smooth vocals on the British group's hit ballad!
Michael added a shoutout to Niall Horan on Instagram with his cover (above):
We've have had quite a few requests for this hit by @onedirection !! Tonight requested by @arimadenise … Here you go Story of My Life sending it out to you buddy, @niallhoran — I'm taking more of your requests below in the comments #mbworldtour #mbwarmup cc @lulopilatophotos
Now when can we actually GET a Michael Bublè and One Direction collaboration?? LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out the Story of My Life cover (above)!
Ryan Reynolds' body should win the Palme d'Or! There we said it.
Ryan was at the Cannes Film Festival today for the movie Captives, and zut alors, he was looking ever so hot…uh, we mean chaud!
Look at him tag team Mireille Enos, and Rosario Dawson like it's nobody's business! Don't get too jealous Blake Lively!
Ch-ch-check out the rest of Ryan's photos (below)!!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Khloe Kardashian had to take to twitter to clear up the air on something recently.
A subject that's very close to her. Well, literally attached to her, actually.
We don't know if she's being "butt-shamed" but we do know that she recently took to Twitter to defend her pert posterior, posting:
David Letterman is FOR SURE retiring in 2015 and Stephen Colbert is FOR SURE taking over for him on The Late Show.
But there has been a lot of talk over what happened leading up to that announcement and whether or not Mr. Colbert was CBS’s first choice for a permanent late night replacement host!
Like, maybe they wanted Neil Patrick Harris instead?
Those rumors started when NPH went on Howard Stern on Wednesday morning and spilled that he had a sushi lunch with Eye Network CEO Les Moonves about the possibility of taking over at 11:30 BEFORE Colbert got named as Letterman’s successor!
But Moonves is telling a different side of that story today, suggesting Neil wasn’t as big a frontrunner as he might have thought!
Game of Thrones meets X-Men, we can totally dig it!
The Khaleesi aka Emilia Clarke has JUST signed on to an upcoming Bonnie and Clyde movie with none other than Nicholas Hoult!
Jennifer Lawrence's boyfriend is set to play Clyde in the upcoming film Go Down Together based on the non-fiction novel Go Down Together: The True, Untold Story of Bonnie and Clyde, by Jeff Guinn!
An untold story? Sounds innnnnnneresting!
We hope their performances can stack up to the original Bonnie and Clyde aka Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty!
Guess we'll have to wait and see!
[Image via WENN.]